Upgrades
Upgrades Beeef has gotten!
| Compound Interest |
Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding! Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 |
400 |
| Speedy Assembler |
Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part. Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 |
100 |
| Energy Tank +50 |
Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 |
7000 |
| Get Out of Hell Free Card |
Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!! Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 |
96 |
| Fit for a King II |
Improve your Quest rewards by 4%. Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 |
400 |
| Dirty |
You can now dig one Dirt Pile 4 times a day! Whew! Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 |
2500 |
| Potent Potions |
Upgrade your potionmaking skills for a chance of bonus imagination when using a Cauldron. Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 |
1500 |
| Overachiever I |
Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list! Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 |
250 |
| Truly Outrageous I |
Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine. Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 |
1000 |
| Manic Mining I |
Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%. Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 |
2000 |
| Fast Scraper |
Cut down the time it takes you to scrape Barnacles and Ice in half, to 2 seconds. Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 |
8000 |
| Mad Machinist II |
Overclock your machines to make things in batches twice as large as those specified by factory settings. Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 |
10000 |
| Tinker Time |
Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool. Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 |
500 |
| Woodier Harvest |
Reduces the energy required to harvest wood from 20 to 12, AND Hatchet wear from 5 to 3 per chopping. What a bargain! Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 |
750 |
| Who Smelt It? |
Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter. Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 |
1500 |
| Tune Out The Chatter Meditation |
Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating. Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 |
500 |
| Heavy Flow |
Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%. Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 |
200 |
| Fit for a King I |
Improve your Quest rewards by 2%. Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 |
200 |
| Sassy Gassifier |
Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it. Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 |
400 |
| Rube Radar |
Double your chances of meeting The Rube. Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 |
5000 |
| Tireless Transmogrifier II |
Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches twice as large as factory specs. Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 |
6000 |
| Elemental Shake |
Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch. Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 |
2000 |
| Mad Machinist I |
Overclock your machines to make things in batches 50% larger than specified by factory settings. Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 |
5000 |
| Energy Tank +10 |
Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 |
1400 |
| Fast Scooper |
Decrease the time it takes you to scoop a jellisac down to a single second! Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 |
5000 |
| Grain Hoocher |
Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper. Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 |
500 |
| Barnacular Drops |
Hey scrapey! Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score awesome drops when scraping Barnacles. Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 |
1500 |
| Tireless Transmogrifier I |
Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches 50% larger than factory specs. Got it Tue. June 12, 2012 |
3000 |
| Bristling Bonus |
Boost your Brushing skills so you can get more Fiber when you use the Fox Brush! Got it Tue. June 12, 2012 |
1500 |
| Speedy Unlearning |
Reduce your Unlearning Time by 25%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Unlearning Ability |
Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Intellectual Learning Speed III |
Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Industrial Learning Speed III |
Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 10%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Gathering Learning Speed III |
Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 10%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Growing Learning Speed III |
Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 10%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Speedier Unlearning |
Reduce your Unlearning Time by 50%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Animal Learning Speed II |
Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Alchemy Learning Speed II |
Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Animal Learning Speed I |
Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 |
Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Cooking Learning Speed III |
Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 10%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Animal Learning Speed III |
Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 10%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Intellectual Learning Speed I |
Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Alchemy Learning Speed I |
Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Snapshottery |
Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode! Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Alchemy Learning Speed III |
Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 10%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Increase your Brain Capacity by 5 |
Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Industrial Learning Speed I |
Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 |
Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Intellectual Learning Speed II |
Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Gathering Learning Speed I |
Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 |
Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Industrial Learning Speed II |
Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Gathering Learning Speed II |
Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Growing Learning Speed I |
Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Growing Learning Speed II |
Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Cooking Learning Speed II |
Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Cooking Learning Speed I |
Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 |
Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Add 7.60 To Your Quoin Multiplier |
Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Energy Tank +950 |
Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
Upgrades given during conversion
| Walk Speed I |
Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012 |
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| Walk Speed II |
A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012 |
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| Walk Speed III |
This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012 |
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| High Jumper I |
Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012 |
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| High Jumper II |
This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right! Got it Wed. July 18, 2012 |
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| Baby Triple Jump |
This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing! Got it Wed. July 18, 2012 |