Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 6.65x
Brain Capacity: 42 skills
Energy Tank: 740

Upgrades Chris P. Cream has gotten!

Walk Speed IV Snappy walk speed that puts you slightly ahead of the pack. Just slightly. But, enough to notice.
Got it Tue. December 4, 2012
20000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. December 4, 2012
1500
Corn Hoocher Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.
Got it Tue. December 4, 2012
500
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Tue. December 4, 2012
25
Beaker Geek Tune up your Beaker skills for a chance of an Imagination bonus when making powders.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012
2500
Twinsies II This upgrade will better the Chicken's chances of incubating two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012
1000
Efficient Prunes Feeding Batterflies a meal worth at least 50 currants makes them poop three guano at once, instead of two.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012
2000
Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 20%.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012
2000
Manic Mining II Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 25%.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012
5000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012
2000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Wed. September 12, 2012
170
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. September 12, 2012
1200
Giants' Beloved I Open your mind. 10% greater chance of receiving Giant Love from an Icon.
Got it Wed. September 12, 2012
5000
Happy Animals Improve the happiness of your domestic animals, so you can pack 10% more of them on your land.
Got it Wed. September 12, 2012
3000
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Wed. September 12, 2012
250
Tincture Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when using a Tincturing Kit.
Got it Wed. September 12, 2012
1200
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Wed. September 12, 2012
500
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Wed. September 12, 2012
170
Fast Scraper Cut down the time it takes you to scrape Barnacles and Ice in half, to 2 seconds.
Got it Wed. September 12, 2012
8000
Dullite Expert Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining!
Got it Wed. September 12, 2012
2500
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Wed. September 12, 2012
25
Watering Whiz Your long tenure in gardening grants you the ability to water a garden plot in a single second. Breathtaking.
Got it Wed. September 12, 2012
15000
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Wed. September 12, 2012
400
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Mon. September 10, 2012
500
Stack Up Stack up the items across all bags in your pack, so you don't have a bit of one item here and another bit there, when it is possible to put them together.
Got it Mon. September 10, 2012
5000
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Mon. September 10, 2012
200
Fit for a King V Improve your quest rewards by 10%.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
1200
Captain Cook I Tamper with your cooking devices to make food in batches which are 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
5000
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Mon. May 21, 2012
300
Fit for a King IV Improve your Quest rewards by 8%.
Got it Mon. May 21, 2012
800
Fit for a King III Improve your Quest rewards by 6%.
Got it Mon. May 21, 2012
600
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
1200
Papery Harvest Long-lost note on the wonders of Paper Trees, which increases your chance of bonus Paper when you harvest.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
750
Quoiner the Market III Upgrade your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 130. That's alotta quoins!
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
2500
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
6000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
2400
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Thu. May 10, 2012
800
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Thu. May 10, 2012
600
Tree Hugger II Further boost your chances of a 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Thu. May 10, 2012
400
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Thu. May 10, 2012
400
Enlightenment Deepen your understanding of the Focusing Orb, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Orb.
Got it Thu. May 10, 2012
2000
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Thu. May 10, 2012
400
Rub 'er Up Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot...
Got it Thu. May 10, 2012
600
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
200
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
5000
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
750
Super Animal Harvest II This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 3X Super Harvest.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
400
Strong Smelter Reduce wear and tear on your Smelter by 50%.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
2000
Resilient Grill Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now!
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
435
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
500
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
1500
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
200
Better Pot Truly experience the Awesome Pot, which gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when cooking with it.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
1200
Stronger Pot Reduce the depletion of your Awesome Pot by 50%.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
1200
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
2400
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
125
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
200
Heavier Petting An even bigger chance of a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
2000
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
200
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
400
Thirst Quencher An even bigger chance of a special item when you water trees.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
2000
Focused Imagination Channels your focus for a chance of bonus Imagination when using the Orb for Focused Meditation.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
1000
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
500
Tinker Plus Gives an even better chance for more bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
1000
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
6000
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
2400
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
2400
Creative Seasoner Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when you use a Bean Seasoner.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
1000
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
1200
Quoiner the Market II Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
2000
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
600
Dirty You can now dig one Dirt Pile 4 times a day! Whew!
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
2500
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
500
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
2000
Industrial Learning Speed IV Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 15%.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
10000
Shake Things Up Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party!
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
800
Saucy Pan Become a sauce expert, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Saucepan. Sweet or sour? You decide!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
400
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
250
Stronger, Saucier Pan Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
330
Increase your Brain Capacity by 5 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
53415
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
600
Tinker Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
500
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
1000
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
500
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
2000
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
200
Barnacular Drops Hey scrapey! Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score awesome drops when scraping Barnacles.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
1500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
10000
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
1000
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
1500
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
250
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
600
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
250
Harvesting Fiend This upgrade grants a chance of a 4X Super Harvest of crops! FOUR EXXXX!
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
800
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
400
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
5000

Upgrades given during conversion

In addition to the upgrades noted below, at the time of conversion a number of energy tank, quoin multiplier and brain capacity upgrades were automatically purchased for Chris P. Cream. The number of each was based on their character's level and how many of the old "better learning" skills they had.

Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Speedy Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 25%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Speedier Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 50%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012