Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 1.9x
Brain Capacity: 27 skills
Energy Tank: 220

Upgrades Kalamity has gotten!

Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Sat. November 3, 2012
600
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Sat. November 3, 2012
300
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Sat. November 3, 2012
25
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Sat. November 3, 2012
5000
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Sat. November 3, 2012
2000
Medium Triple Jump A bigger Triple Jump - adequate, but not necessarily amazing.
Got it Sat. November 3, 2012
1500
Shaken, not Stirred All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Sat. November 3, 2012
375
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Sat. November 3, 2012
250
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Sat. November 3, 2012
500
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Sat. November 3, 2012
200
Speedy Assembler Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part.
Got it Sat. November 3, 2012
100
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Sat. November 3, 2012
600
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Sat. November 3, 2012
200
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Sat. November 3, 2012
25
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Sat. November 3, 2012
500
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. November 3, 2012
1200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
400
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Mon. May 28, 2012
600
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. May 28, 2012
3000
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 0.90 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +190 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012