Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 2.1x
Brain Capacity: 35 skills
Energy Tank: 230

Upgrades Piffled Waffles has gotten!

Hipst-o-Rama Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Holga, Ancient and Vintage filters to hipsterize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Do Hue Want This Filter Pack? Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Psychedelia Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. August 2, 2012
14791
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. August 1, 2012
100
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Mon. July 30, 2012
500
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
4400
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
50
Super Elemental Shake Even more bonus elements produced by a nice, long shake in the pouch!
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
4000
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Thu. July 5, 2012
2000
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. July 2, 2012
50
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. July 2, 2012
600
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. July 2, 2012
600
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Mon. July 2, 2012
25
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Fri. June 22, 2012
400
Radiation Prolonger Increase the duration of your transcendental radiation by 20%.
Got it Fri. June 22, 2012
3000
Corn Hoocher Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012
500
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. June 17, 2012
50
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012
5443
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012
50
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012
1910
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012
600
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012
400
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012
300
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012
800
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012
1500
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012
50
Shake Things Up Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party!
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012
800
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012
400
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
3000
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
400
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012
250
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012
400
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012
20
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012
500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012
400
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012
300
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012
1220
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012
1220
Mantra Meditation Outgoing chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
1500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
1795
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
50
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
50
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
400
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
50
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
500
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
50
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
500
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
50
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
300
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
300
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
300
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012
250
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012
200
Shaken, not Stirred All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012
375
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012
500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012
200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012
200

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012