Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 6.7x
Brain Capacity: 37 skills
Energy Tank: 640

Upgrades Dirac Notation has gotten!

Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
200
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
600
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
1000
Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 20%.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
500
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
250
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
250
Sparkly Expert Shiny happy Sparkly! Your expert status can earn you 15% more Sparkly from mining!
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
5000
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
2000
Beryl Expert Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!
Got it Tue. May 22, 2012
4000
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Tue. May 22, 2012
400
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Mon. May 21, 2012
250
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Mon. May 21, 2012
200
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Mon. May 21, 2012
200
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Mon. May 21, 2012
750
Twinsies II This upgrade will better the Chicken's chances of incubating two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
1000
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
5000
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
2000
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
500
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
7000
Shake Things Up Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party!
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
800
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
200
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
2000
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
600
Rub 'er Up Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot...
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
600
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
800
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
600
Tinker Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
500
Focused Imagination Channels your focus for a chance of bonus Imagination when using the Orb for Focused Meditation.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
1000
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
1000
Potent Potions Upgrade your potionmaking skills for a chance of bonus imagination when using a Cauldron.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
1500
Speedy Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 25%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 5 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Speedier Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 50%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 5.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +640 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012