Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 1.6x

Brain Capacity: 22 skills

Energy Tank: 160

Upgrades Joaquin Jeremies has gotten!

Ticket to Mountain Scaling	Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds. Got it Sat. November 17, 2012	25
Reshuffle	Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle. Got it Sat. November 17, 2012	60
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Sat. November 17, 2012	300
Sharper Blades	Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%. Got it Sat. November 17, 2012	250
Speedy Assembler	Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part. Got it Sat. November 17, 2012	100
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Sat. November 17, 2012	300
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sat. November 17, 2012	100
Heavy Petting	A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees. Got it Sat. November 17, 2012	600
Overachiever I	Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list! Got it Sat. November 17, 2012	250
Dullite Expert	Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining! Got it Sat. November 17, 2012	2500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Fri. November 16, 2012	500
Stronger, Saucier Pan	Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%. Got it Fri. November 16, 2012	330
Trade Channelling	Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around. Got it Fri. November 16, 2012	200
Compound Interest	Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding! Got it Fri. November 16, 2012	400
Resilient Grill	Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now! Got it Fri. November 16, 2012	435
Unlearning Ability	Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it. Got it Fri. November 16, 2012	3000
Heavy Flow	Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%. Got it Fri. November 16, 2012	200
Appreciation of Food Variety	Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days. Got it Thu. November 15, 2012	500
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Thu. November 15, 2012	300
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Thu. November 15, 2012	100
Industrial Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%. Got it Fri. September 14, 2012	400
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I	Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II	A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III	This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I	Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II	This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right! Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump	This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing! Got it Wed. July 18, 2012