Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 2.5x
Brain Capacity: 45 skills
Energy Tank: 280

Upgrades Thaddius has gotten!

Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. July 7, 2012
72219
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
1200
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Tue. May 22, 2012
26
Gathering Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 10%.
Got it Tue. May 22, 2012
5000
Enlightenment Deepen your understanding of the Focusing Orb, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Orb.
Got it Tue. May 22, 2012
2000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. May 22, 2012
47082
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. May 22, 2012
28671
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Tue. May 22, 2012
150
Jellisacular Drops Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score an awesome drop when scooping Jellisacs. Gooey!
Got it Mon. May 21, 2012
1500
Manic Mining III Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 50%.
Got it Mon. May 21, 2012
10000
Beryl Expert Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!
Got it Mon. May 21, 2012
4000
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Mon. May 21, 2012
500
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
1500
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
26
Fit for a King IV Improve your Quest rewards by 8%.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
800
Tree Hugger II Further boost your chances of a 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
400
Sparkly Expert Shiny happy Sparkly! Your expert status can earn you 15% more Sparkly from mining!
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
5000
Truly Outrageous II Continue your investigation of Gems for a 5% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
1250
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
200
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
130
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
26
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
600
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
1000
Pedal to the Metal Expand your expertise of Metal for a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Metal Machine.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
1250
Fit for a King III Improve your Quest rewards by 6%.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
600
Industrial Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
5000
Spellbound Spindle A magical incantation that gives you a chance of spinning String instead of Thread with your Spindle.
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
2500
Tinker Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
500
Rub 'er Up Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot...
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
600
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
17442
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
2000
Speedier Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 50%.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
7500
Fuel Efficiency Bestow upon yourself a series of deep, keen insights into the nature of Fuel. With this knowledge, you'll occasionally earn more Imagination when using your Fuelmaker.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
500
Making Metal Plays metal music while you make metal.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
500
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
400
Heavier Petting An even bigger chance of a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
2000
Barnacular Drops Hey scrapey! Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score awesome drops when scraping Barnacles.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
1500
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
600
Wondrous Weave An ancient weaving technique that gives you a rare chance of making thrice the Fabric when using a Loomer.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
3500
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
200
Manic Mining II Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 25%.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
5000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
4400
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
4400
Speedy Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 25%.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
5000
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
300
Speedy Assembler Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
100
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Thu. May 10, 2012
3000
Bristling Bonus Boost your Brushing skills so you can get more Fiber when you use the Fox Brush!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
1500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
6783
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
1500
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
125
Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 20%.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
2000
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
1000
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
400
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
1000
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
250
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012
2000
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012
250
Stronger, Saucier Pan Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%.
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012
330
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Sat. May 5, 2012
200
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Sat. May 5, 2012
1000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sat. May 5, 2012
26
Intellectual Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Sat. May 5, 2012
5000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. May 5, 2012
600
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 1.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +250 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012