Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 3.9x
Brain Capacity: 36 skills
Energy Tank: 450

Upgrades Bardle has gotten!

The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Wed. November 14, 2012
1000
Internal Sortitude Ability to "specialize" your bags, so the right sort of items will automatically go into the right bags, whenever they can. Brilliant!
Got it Mon. November 12, 2012
30000
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Mon. November 12, 2012
1000
Barnacular Drops Hey scrapey! Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score awesome drops when scraping Barnacles.
Got it Mon. November 12, 2012
1500
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Mon. November 12, 2012
25
Rub 'er Up Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot...
Got it Mon. November 12, 2012
600
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Mon. November 12, 2012
2000
Captain Cook I Tamper with your cooking devices to make food in batches which are 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Mon. November 12, 2012
5000
Tree Hugger II Further boost your chances of a 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
400
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
2000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
140
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
25
Fuel Efficiency Bestow upon yourself a series of deep, keen insights into the nature of Fuel. With this knowledge, you'll occasionally earn more Imagination when using your Fuelmaker.
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
500
Walk Speed IV Snappy walk speed that puts you slightly ahead of the pack. Just slightly. But, enough to notice.
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
20000
Shaken, not Stirred All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
375
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
1500
Tincture Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when using a Tincturing Kit.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
1200
Seedy Powers 75% chance of doubled seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
1000
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
400
Sparkly Expert Shiny happy Sparkly! Your expert status can earn you 15% more Sparkly from mining!
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
5000
Fast Scraper Cut down the time it takes you to scrape Barnacles and Ice in half, to 2 seconds.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
8000
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
300
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
500
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
25
Jellisacular Drops Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score an awesome drop when scooping Jellisacs. Gooey!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
1500
Shake Things Up Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
800
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
200
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
8520
Fit for a King III Improve your Quest rewards by 6%.
Got it Tue. October 30, 2012
600
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Tue. October 30, 2012
400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
1000
Master Exploder Disassemble any machine with one swift action.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
800
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
400
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
200
Stack Up Stack up the items across all bags in your pack, so you don't have a bit of one item here and another bit there, when it is possible to put them together.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
5000
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
2000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
42
Peaty Expectations This upgrade grants you a deeper understanding of digging, which gives you a chance of finding something special when you Dig a Peat Bog!
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
1500
Boisterous Bartender I Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
4000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
1000
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
1000
Transcendental Radius I Radiate 50% further during Transcendental Radiation.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
2000
Corn Hoocher Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
500
Metal Rock Expert You're so Metal!! You can now get 15% more Metal Rock from mining!
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
3000
Saucy Pan Become a sauce expert, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Saucepan. Sweet or sour? You decide!
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
400
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
25
Shrine On I When you prime a Shrine in a battle with the Rook, all donations do 25% more damage.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
3000
Better Blockmaker Study the intricacies of Urth, resulting in 20% less fuel spent when using a Blockmaker.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
750
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
1600
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
250
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
14791
Speedy Assembler Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
100
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
500
Beaker Geek Tune up your Beaker skills for a chance of an Imagination bonus when making powders.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
2500
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
200
Speedy Herbs Got a strong craving for Herbs? Shorten their growth time by 10%. But remember, faster delivery doesn't mean they'll last longer...
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
2000
Potent Potions Upgrade your potionmaking skills for a chance of bonus imagination when using a Cauldron.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
1500
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
400
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
500
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 2.90 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +390 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012