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Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 4.5x
Brain Capacity: 37 skills
Energy Tank: 530

Upgrades The Josh has gotten!

Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012 		25
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012 		1500
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012 		5000
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012 		25
Prepared For Ancestral Nostalgia I Be prepared for the onset of the Ancestral Nostalgia: gain an extra minute to spend in the Ancestral lands (in the regions of Baqala, Xalanga, Choru or Zhambu).
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012 		12000
Dirty You can now dig one Dirt Pile 4 times a day! Whew!
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012 		2500
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012 		2000
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012 		1000
Transcendental Highway Further your Transcendental Radiation studies for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when you Radiate.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012 		5000
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Fri. November 2, 2012 		5000
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Fri. November 2, 2012 		1000
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Fri. November 2, 2012 		25
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Fri. November 2, 2012 		250
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Fri. November 2, 2012 		400
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Fri. November 2, 2012 		400
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Fri. November 2, 2012 		200
Intellectual Learning Speed IV Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 15%.
Got it Fri. November 2, 2012 		10000
Happy Animals Improve the happiness of your domestic animals, so you can pack 10% more of them on your land.
Got it Fri. November 2, 2012 		3000
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Wed. October 24, 2012 		2000
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		500
Strong Smelter Reduce wear and tear on your Smelter by 50%.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		2000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		1000
Metal Rock Expert You're so Metal!! You can now get 15% more Metal Rock from mining!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		3000
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		500
Sparkly Expert Shiny happy Sparkly! Your expert status can earn you 15% more Sparkly from mining!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		5000
Harvesting Fiend This upgrade grants a chance of a 4X Super Harvest of crops! FOUR EXXXX!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		800
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		2000
Barnacular Drops Hey scrapey! Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score awesome drops when scraping Barnacles.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		1500
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		500
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		200
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		400
Tink Happy Thoughts Repairing tools improves your mood, bit for bit.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		2500
Medium Triple Jump A bigger Triple Jump - adequate, but not necessarily amazing.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		1500

Upgrades given during conversion

In addition to the upgrades noted below, at the time of conversion a number of energy tank, quoin multiplier and brain capacity upgrades were automatically purchased for The Josh. The number of each was based on their character's level and how many of the old "better learning" skills they had.

Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012