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Upgrades Faery Gawd Mofo has gotten!

Shaken, not Stirred	All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%. Got it Sat. August 25, 2012	375
Fast Talker	Get more for what you paid for. Vendor buyback prices are 2% higher. Got it Sat. August 25, 2012	10000
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Thu. August 23, 2012	300
Saucy Pan	Become a sauce expert, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Saucepan. Sweet or sour? You decide! Got it Thu. August 23, 2012	400
Heavy Flow	Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%. Got it Thu. August 23, 2012	200
Chicken Control Freak	Control the range a Chicken'll wander around a Chicken Stick! Got it Thu. August 23, 2012	2500
Ticket To Beam Me Down	Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends. Got it Thu. August 23, 2012	25
Bristling Bonus	Boost your Brushing skills so you can get more Fiber when you use the Fox Brush! Got it Thu. August 23, 2012	1500
Reshuffle	Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle. Got it Thu. August 23, 2012	90
Intellectual Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%. Got it Thu. August 23, 2012	400
Quoiner the Market I	Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110. Got it Thu. August 23, 2012	1500
Thirst Quencher	An even bigger chance of a special item when you water trees. Got it Thu. August 23, 2012	2000
Happy Herd	Improve your Remote Herdkeeping skills, so your herd produces 10% more! Got it Wed. August 15, 2012	4000
Trade Channelling	Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around. Got it Wed. August 15, 2012	200
Bigger Crop Bonus	When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah! Got it Wed. August 15, 2012	1200
Bargain Driver	Drive that bargain! Vendor prices lowered by 5%. Got it Wed. August 15, 2012	5000
Clear Mind	Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss. Got it Wed. August 15, 2012	1000
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide	Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland. Got it Wed. August 15, 2012	25
Spicy Times	This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out! Got it Wed. August 15, 2012	200
Fit for a King III	Improve your Quest rewards by 6%. Got it Wed. August 15, 2012	600
Gathering Learning Speed II	Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%. Got it Wed. August 15, 2012	1250
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Wed. August 15, 2012	980
Speedy Herbs	Got a strong craving for Herbs? Shorten their growth time by 10%. But remember, faster delivery doesn't mean they'll last longer... Got it Wed. August 15, 2012	2000
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Wed. August 15, 2012	50
Fit for a King II	Improve your Quest rewards by 4%. Got it Thu. August 9, 2012	400
Happy Animals	Improve the happiness of your domestic animals, so you can pack 10% more of them on your land. Got it Thu. August 9, 2012	3000
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Tue. August 7, 2012	300
Ticket To Radial Heights	Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message! Got it Tue. August 7, 2012	25
Beginner Haggler	Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%. Got it Tue. August 7, 2012	2000
Ticket To Arbor Hollow	Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down! Got it Tue. August 7, 2012	25
Tireless Transmogrifier I	Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches 50% larger than factory specs. Got it Tue. August 7, 2012	3000
Fit for a King I	Improve your Quest rewards by 2%. Got it Tue. August 7, 2012	200
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Tue. August 7, 2012	200
Friend of Metal	By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees. Got it Tue. August 7, 2012	750
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Tue. August 7, 2012	200
Heavy Petting	A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees. Got it Tue. August 7, 2012	600
Well Watered	A chance of getting a special item when you water trees. Got it Tue. August 7, 2012	600
Ticket To Starlit Night	Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky. Got it Tue. August 7, 2012	25
Mantra Meditation	Outgoing chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating. Got it Tue. August 7, 2012	1500
Butterfly Control Freak	Control the range a Butterfly'll fly around a Butterfly Stick! Got it Tue. August 7, 2012	2500
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation	Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating. Got it Tue. August 7, 2012	500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Tue. August 7, 2012	780
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Tue. August 7, 2012	200
Big Crop Bonus	When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting. Got it Tue. August 7, 2012	600
Gathering Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%. Got it Tue. August 7, 2012	400
Hoe Down	More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster. Got it Mon. August 6, 2012	500
It's Teflon Time	Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%! Got it Mon. August 6, 2012	250
Cooking Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%. Got it Mon. August 6, 2012	400
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Mon. August 6, 2012	630
Creative Blending	Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender. Got it Sun. August 5, 2012	400
Appreciation of Food Variety	Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days. Got it Sat. August 4, 2012	500
Shake Things Up	Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party! Got it Sat. August 4, 2012	800
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Sat. August 4, 2012	500
Camera Mode	Camera mode gives you the ability to peek around the level a bit without moving. When you're in Camera Mode, arrow keys pan the camera around your location. Easy — and it works great with Zoomability! Got it Wed. August 1, 2012	75
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Wed. August 1, 2012	50
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Wed. August 1, 2012	400
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Wed. August 1, 2012	50
Skill Learning Brain	Enables the learning of new skills and bestows a skill learning brain with an initial capacity for 20 skills. Got it Wed. August 1, 2012
Zoomability	Zooming … how does one live without it?! Zoomability lets you zoom your view of the game in and out to get the whole picture. Works very well with Camera Mode! Got it Wed. August 1, 2012	75
Baby Triple Jump	This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing! Got it Wed. August 1, 2012	100
Encyclopeddling	The universe of Glitch is deep and broad (and a little bit tubby). Getting to know it all can be hard. Encyclopeddling aids the process of discovery by giving you instant info on each new item. Got it Wed. August 1, 2012	90
Mappery	Mappery is a generous dose of spatial knowhow: a minimap of your current location and a searchable area map which allows you to set destinations and get street-by-street directions. Got it Wed. August 1, 2012	20
High Jumper II	This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right! Got it Wed. August 1, 2012	6
Walk Speed II	A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch. Got it Wed. August 1, 2012	6
High Jumper I	Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops. Got it Wed. August 1, 2012	3
Walk Speed I	Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade. Got it Wed. August 1, 2012	2