Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 2.7x
Brain Capacity: 42 skills
Energy Tank: 210

Upgrades Sassius has gotten!

Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. August 26, 2012
47082
Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 20%.
Got it Tue. August 21, 2012
2000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. August 21, 2012
200
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. August 21, 2012
14000
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Tue. August 21, 2012
500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. August 21, 2012
11870
Fit for a King IV Improve your Quest rewards by 8%.
Got it Sun. August 19, 2012
800
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Sun. August 19, 2012
25
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Sun. August 19, 2012
25
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
200
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
600
Overachiever III Dang! You're so achieving, your report card is jealous. Earn 6% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
750
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
500
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
500
Fit for a King III Improve your Quest rewards by 6%.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
600
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
20577
Clearer Mind Bump your meditation duration by 50%. Oooohhhmmmm.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
3000
Prepared For Ancestral Nostalgia I Be prepared for the onset of the Ancestral Nostalgia: gain an extra minute to spend in the Ancestral lands (in the regions of Baqala, Xalanga, Choru or Zhambu).
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
12000
Tree Hugger II Further boost your chances of a 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
400
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
2000
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
6120
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
250
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
25
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
1000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
50
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
5000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
10630
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
2980
Thirst Quencher An even bigger chance of a special item when you water trees.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
2000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
400
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
200
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
400
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
25
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
400
Medium Triple Jump A bigger Triple Jump - adequate, but not necessarily amazing.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
1500
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
400
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
125
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
500
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
1250
Dullite Expert Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining!
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
2500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. August 17, 2012
400
Boisterous Bartender I Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Fri. August 17, 2012
4000
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Fri. August 17, 2012
25
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Fri. August 17, 2012
25
Beaker Geek Tune up your Beaker skills for a chance of an Imagination bonus when making powders.
Got it Fri. August 17, 2012
2500
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Fri. August 17, 2012
25
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. August 17, 2012
50
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. August 17, 2012
50
Tireless Transmogrifier II Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches twice as large as factory specs.
Got it Thu. August 16, 2012
6000
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Thu. August 16, 2012
25
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Thu. August 16, 2012
100
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. August 16, 2012
50
Quoiner the Market II Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120.
Got it Thu. August 16, 2012
2000
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Thu. August 16, 2012
250
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Thu. August 16, 2012
25
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Thu. August 16, 2012
25
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Thu. August 16, 2012
25
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Thu. August 16, 2012
25
Captain Cook I Tamper with your cooking devices to make food in batches which are 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Thu. August 16, 2012
5000
Bigger Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah!
Got it Thu. August 16, 2012
1200
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Thu. August 16, 2012
500
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Thu. August 16, 2012
400
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. August 16, 2012
2380
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Thu. August 16, 2012
400
Fast Talker Get more for what you paid for. Vendor buyback prices are 2% higher.
Got it Thu. August 16, 2012
10000
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Wed. August 15, 2012
1000
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Wed. August 15, 2012
5000
Tireless Transmogrifier I Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches 50% larger than factory specs.
Got it Wed. August 15, 2012
3000
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. August 15, 2012
400
Heavier Petting An even bigger chance of a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Wed. August 15, 2012
2000
Chicken Control Freak Control the range a Chicken'll wander around a Chicken Stick!
Got it Wed. August 15, 2012
2500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. August 15, 2012
400
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Wed. August 15, 2012
600
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Wed. August 15, 2012
25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
3477
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
750
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
25
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
400
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
600
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
300
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
400
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
800
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
1250
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
50
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
2000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
980
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
500
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
1000
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
2000
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
400
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
400
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
25
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
300
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
25
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
300
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
250
Happy Animals Improve the happiness of your domestic animals, so you can pack 10% more of them on your land.
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
3000
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
2000
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Sun. August 12, 2012
200
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Sun. August 12, 2012
200
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
20
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
20
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
200
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
400
Speedy Herbs Got a strong craving for Herbs? Shorten their growth time by 10%. But remember, faster delivery doesn't mean they'll last longer...
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
2000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
300
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
1500
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
250
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
780
Corn Hoocher Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012
500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012
200
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012
1140
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012
200
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012
600
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012
20
Encyclopeddling The universe of Glitch is deep and broad (and a little bit tubby). Getting to know it all can be hard. Encyclopeddling aids the process of discovery by giving you instant info on each new item.
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012
90
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. August 8, 2012
200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. August 8, 2012
200
Skill Learning Brain Enables the learning of new skills and bestows a skill learning brain with an initial capacity for 20 skills.
Got it Sun. August 5, 2012
Zoomability Zooming … how does one live without it?! Zoomability lets you zoom your view of the game in and out to get the whole picture. Works very well with Camera Mode!
Got it Sun. August 5, 2012
75
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. August 5, 2012
50
Camera Mode Camera mode gives you the ability to peek around the level a bit without moving. When you're in Camera Mode, arrow keys pan the camera around your location. Easy — and it works great with Zoomability!
Got it Sun. August 5, 2012
75
Mappery Mappery is a generous dose of spatial knowhow: a minimap of your current location and a searchable area map which allows you to set destinations and get street-by-street directions.
Got it Sun. August 5, 2012
20
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Sun. August 5, 2012
6
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Sun. August 5, 2012
6
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Sun. August 5, 2012
3
Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Sun. August 5, 2012
2