What?
Having papers — in order, of course! — is required for various citizenshiply things, including for using public transportation.
When?
Got it Thu, Aug 23, 2012
What?
Maintained a solid buzz for 10 straight minutes, for no discernable reason whatsoever
When?
Got it Tue, Sep 25, 2012
Ascended
Ascended
What?
You ascended at the time of the Great Reset. Future glitcheologists will know one thing: in the beginning, you were there.
When?
Got it Tue, Dec 20, 2011
Licensed To Brush Foxes
Licensed To Brush Foxes
What?
Congrats! You are now licensed to brush foxes.
When?
Got it Thu, Aug 23, 2012