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Upgrades J. Hake has gotten!

Shrine On I	When you prime a Shrine in a battle with the Rook, all donations do 25% more damage. Got it Tue. November 13, 2012	3000
Get Out of Hell Free Card	Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!! Got it Wed. October 17, 2012	26
Potent Potions	Upgrade your potionmaking skills for a chance of bonus imagination when using a Cauldron. Got it Wed. October 17, 2012	1500
Ticket To Cloud Flight	Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air! Got it Wed. October 17, 2012	25
Transcendental Radius II	Radiate 100% further during Trancendental Radiation. Got it Wed. October 17, 2012	4000
Ticket To Cloud Rings	Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit. Got it Wed. October 17, 2012	25
Mantra Meditation	Outgoing chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating. Got it Tue. October 16, 2012	1500
Lavish Laxative	Feeding Batterflies a meal worth at least 80 currants makes them poop five guano at once (instead of three guano for a meal worth 100+ currants). Got it Tue. October 16, 2012	8000
Rube Radar	Double your chances of meeting The Rube. Got it Tue. October 2, 2012	5000
Creative Blending	Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender. Got it Tue. October 2, 2012	400
Corn Hoocher	Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper. Got it Tue. October 2, 2012	500
Iconically Thrifty I	Giants recognize your pious efforts. Tithing Icons now costs 3% less than normal. Got it Tue. October 2, 2012	1000
Happy Animals	Improve the happiness of your domestic animals, so you can pack 10% more of them on your land. Got it Tue. October 2, 2012	3000
Overachiever III	Dang! You're so achieving, your report card is jealous. Earn 6% more rewards from each Achievement. Got it Tue. October 2, 2012	750
Fit for a King IV	Improve your Quest rewards by 8%. Got it Tue. October 2, 2012	800
Ticket To Radial Heights	Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message! Got it Tue. October 2, 2012	25
Ticket To Radial Heights	Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message! Got it Tue. October 2, 2012	25
Energy Tank +20	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Mon. October 1, 2012	1200
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Mon. October 1, 2012	600
Dullite Expert	Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining! Got it Mon. October 1, 2012	2500
Stronger, Saucier Pan	Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%. Got it Mon. October 1, 2012	330
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide	Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland. Got it Mon. October 1, 2012	25
Reshuffle	Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle. Got it Mon. October 1, 2012	100
Manic Mining I	Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%. Got it Mon. October 1, 2012	2000
Clearer Mind	Bump your meditation duration by 50%. Oooohhhmmmm. Got it Mon. October 1, 2012	3000
Cooking Learning Speed II	Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%. Got it Mon. October 1, 2012	1250
Overachiever II	More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement. Got it Mon. October 1, 2012	500
Chicken Control Freak	Control the range a Chicken'll wander around a Chicken Stick! Got it Mon. October 1, 2012	2500
Bargain Driver	Drive that bargain! Vendor prices lowered by 5%. Got it Mon. October 1, 2012	5000
Beginner Haggler	Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%. Got it Mon. October 1, 2012	2000
Quoiner the Market I	Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110. Got it Mon. October 1, 2012	1500
Fit for a King III	Improve your Quest rewards by 6%. Got it Mon. October 1, 2012	600
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill	Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting. Got it Mon. October 1, 2012	25
Tincture Time	Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when using a Tincturing Kit. Got it Mon. October 1, 2012	1200
Tempered Steel	Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan. Got it Mon. October 1, 2012	125
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Mon. October 1, 2012	2000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Mon. October 1, 2012	2000
Ticket To Cloud Flight	Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air! Got it Mon. October 1, 2012	25
Sweet Knife Skills	Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP! Got it Mon. October 1, 2012	200
Pantastic	Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty! Got it Mon. October 1, 2012	400
It's Teflon Time	Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%! Got it Mon. October 1, 2012	250
Bristling Bonus	Boost your Brushing skills so you can get more Fiber when you use the Fox Brush! Got it Sun. September 30, 2012	1500
Twinsies II	This upgrade will better the Chicken's chances of incubating two animals from one seasoned egg. Got it Sun. September 30, 2012	1000
Tincturing Todd	Meddle with your tincturing kit to make tinctures in batches twice as large as standard batch sizes. Got it Sun. September 30, 2012	2000
Ticket to Bippity Bop	Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too. Got it Sun. September 30, 2012	25
Unlearning Ability	Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it. Got it Sun. September 30, 2012	3000
Efficient Prunes	Feeding Batterflies a meal worth at least 50 currants makes them poop three guano at once, instead of two. Got it Sat. September 29, 2012	2000
Piggy Control Freak	Control the range a Piggy'll roam around a Pig Stick! Got it Sat. September 29, 2012	2500
Super Animal Harvest I	Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade. Got it Sat. September 29, 2012	200
Transcendental Radius I	Radiate 50% further during Transcendental Radiation. Got it Sat. September 29, 2012	2000
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide	Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland. Got it Sat. September 29, 2012	25
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sat. September 29, 2012	750
Energy Tank +20	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Sat. September 29, 2012	1200
Potato Hoocher	Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper. Got it Sat. September 29, 2012	500
Ticket To Starlit Night	Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky. Got it Sat. September 29, 2012	25
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sat. September 29, 2012	750
Speedy Herbs	Got a strong craving for Herbs? Shorten their growth time by 10%. But remember, faster delivery doesn't mean they'll last longer... Got it Sat. September 29, 2012	2000
Cooking Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%. Got it Sat. September 29, 2012	400
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill	Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting. Got it Sat. September 29, 2012	25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Sat. September 29, 2012	4360
Ticket To Cloud Rings	Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit. Got it Sat. September 29, 2012	25
Industrial Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%. Got it Sat. September 29, 2012	400
Grain Hoocher	Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper. Got it Sat. September 29, 2012	500
Rube's Favorite	You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade. Got it Sat. September 29, 2012	5000
Ticket to Bippity Bop	Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too. Got it Mon. September 24, 2012	25
Spicy Times	This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out! Got it Sun. September 23, 2012	200
Hoe Down	More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster. Got it Sun. September 23, 2012	500
Clear Mind	Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	1000
Fit for a King II	Improve your Quest rewards by 4%. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	400
Get Out of Hell Free Card	Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!! Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	21
Ticket To Arbor Hollow	Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down! Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	25
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide	Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	25
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Fri. September 21, 2012	750
Growing Learning Speed II	Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%. Got it Fri. September 21, 2012	1250
Big Crop Bonus	When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting. Got it Fri. September 21, 2012	600
Ticket To Cloud Rings	Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit. Got it Fri. September 21, 2012	25
Medium Triple Jump	A bigger Triple Jump - adequate, but not necessarily amazing. Got it Thu. September 20, 2012	1500
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation	Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating. Got it Thu. September 20, 2012	500
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill	Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting. Got it Thu. September 20, 2012	25
Growing Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%. Got it Thu. September 20, 2012	400
Ticket To Starlit Night	Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky. Got it Thu. September 20, 2012	25
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Thu. September 20, 2012	750
Get Out of Hell Free Card	Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!! Got it Thu. September 20, 2012	21
Stack Up	Stack up the items across all bags in your pack, so you don't have a bit of one item here and another bit there, when it is possible to put them together. Got it Thu. September 20, 2012	5000
Ticket To Cloud Rings	Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit. Got it Thu. September 20, 2012	25
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide	Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland. Got it Thu. September 20, 2012	25
Ticket To Starlit Night	Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky. Got it Thu. September 20, 2012	25
Friend of Metal	By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees. Got it Thu. September 20, 2012	750
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Thu. September 20, 2012	2223
Psychedelia Filter Pack	Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps! Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Hipst-o-Rama Filter Pack	Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Holga, Ancient and Vintage filters to hipsterize your Snaps! Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Do Hue Want This Filter Pack?	Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps! Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Get Out of Hell Free Card	Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!! Got it Tue. September 18, 2012	21
Gathering Learning Speed II	Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%. Got it Tue. September 18, 2012	1250
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Tue. September 18, 2012	600
Ticket To Arbor Hollow	Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down! Got it Tue. September 18, 2012	25
Ticket to Mountain Scaling	Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds. Got it Tue. September 18, 2012	25
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Tue. September 18, 2012	400
Ticket To Starlit Night	Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky. Got it Tue. September 18, 2012	25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Tue. September 18, 2012	1140
Truly Outrageous I	Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine. Got it Tue. September 18, 2012	1000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Tue. September 18, 2012	300
Ticket To Cloud Rings	Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit. Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	25
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill	Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting. Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	25
Twinsies I	Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg. Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	600
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	400
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	400
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide	Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland. Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	25
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	300
Animal Learning Speed II	Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%. Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	1250
Ticket to Mountain Scaling	Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds. Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	25
Ticket To Cloud Flight	Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air! Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	25
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	400
Heavy Flow	Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%. Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	200
Ticket To Sky Plunge	Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin? Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	25
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	300
Get Out of Hell Free Card	Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!! Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	20
Basic Filter Pack	Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps! Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	300
Snapshottery	Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode! Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	500
Ticket to Mountain Scaling	Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds. Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	25
Ticket To Sky Plunge	Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin? Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	25
Get Out of Hell Free Card	Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!! Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	20
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill	Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting. Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	25
Ticket To Cloud Rings	Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit. Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	25
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	300
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide	Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland. Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	25
Ticket to Mountain Scaling	Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds. Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	25
Ticket To Cloud Flight	Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air! Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	25
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide	Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland. Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	25
Overachiever I	Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list! Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	250
Intellectual Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%. Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	400
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	300
Fit for a King I	Improve your Quest rewards by 2%. Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	200
Animal Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%. Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	400
Gathering Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%. Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	400
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	300
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	200
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	100
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	100
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	100
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	200
Trade Channelling	Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around. Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	200
Walk Speed III	This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks. Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	250
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	200
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	50
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	50
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	100
Baby Triple Jump	This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing! Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	100
Appreciation of Food Variety	Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days. Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	500
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	200
Encyclopeddling	The universe of Glitch is deep and broad (and a little bit tubby). Getting to know it all can be hard. Encyclopeddling aids the process of discovery by giving you instant info on each new item. Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	90
Skill Learning Brain	Enables the learning of new skills and bestows a skill learning brain with an initial capacity for 20 skills. Got it Sun. September 16, 2012
Camera Mode	Camera mode gives you the ability to peek around the level a bit without moving. When you're in Camera Mode, arrow keys pan the camera around your location. Easy — and it works great with Zoomability! Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	75
Zoomability	Zooming … how does one live without it?! Zoomability lets you zoom your view of the game in and out to get the whole picture. Works very well with Camera Mode! Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	75
Mappery	Mappery is a generous dose of spatial knowhow: a minimap of your current location and a searchable area map which allows you to set destinations and get street-by-street directions. Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	20
High Jumper II	This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right! Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	6
Walk Speed II	A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch. Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	6
High Jumper I	Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops. Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	3
Walk Speed I	Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade. Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	2