Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 8.2x
Brain Capacity: 41 skills
Energy Tank: 730

Upgrades W the Magnificent has gotten!

Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. June 22, 2012
2400
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Sat. June 9, 2012
1000
Barnacular Drops Hey scrapey! Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score awesome drops when scraping Barnacles.
Got it Sat. June 9, 2012
1500
Betterer Blockmaker Further illumination of the mysteries of Urth, resulting in 40% fuel savings when using a Blockmaker.
Got it Mon. June 4, 2012
2000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Mon. June 4, 2012
180
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
39900
Bonus Tool From Spare Parts Take all those spare parts left over from assembling your new tool and occasionally make an extra tool with them.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
5000
Tinker Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
500
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
200
Overachiever V Time to find a new obsession, Type A. With this upgrade, you'll earn 10% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
1500
Super Refinery Improve your grinding ability further for a better chance of a special surprise when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
2500
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
180
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
1200
Dullite Expert Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining!
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
2500
Pedal to the Metal Expand your expertise of Metal for a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Metal Machine.
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
1250
Rub 'er Up Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot...
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
600
Overachiever IV It's not the journey, it's the destination! Earn 8% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
1000
Fuel Efficiency Bestow upon yourself a series of deep, keen insights into the nature of Fuel. With this knowledge, you'll occasionally earn more Imagination when using your Fuelmaker.
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
500
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
500
Alchemy Learning Speed IV Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 15%.
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
10000
Transcendental Highway Further your Transcendental Radiation studies for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when you Radiate.
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
500
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
1000
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
400
Overachiever III Dang! You're so achieving, your report card is jealous. Earn 6% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
750
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
2400
Gathering Learning Speed IV Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 15%.
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
10000
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
250
Focused Imagination Channels your focus for a chance of bonus Imagination when using the Orb for Focused Meditation.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
1000
Beaker Geek Tune up your Beaker skills for a chance of an Imagination bonus when making powders.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
2500
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
500
Speedy Herbs Got a strong craving for Herbs? Shorten their growth time by 10%. But remember, faster delivery doesn't mean they'll last longer...
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
2000
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
200
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
750
Super Animal Harvest II This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 3X Super Harvest.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
400
Master Assembler Channel the mysteries of Alph and assemble any machine in one swift action, given that you have the required parts. Hint: Start with the Machine Stand.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
500
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
400
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
600
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
250
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
200
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
2400
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
8000
Quoiner the Market II Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
2000
Getting Pretty Peaty A strange, transformational flash of inspiration that allows you to dig up 5 blocks of Peat in one digging.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
2000
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
500
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
1500
Transcendental Radius I Radiate 50% further during Transcendental Radiation.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
2000
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
600
Creative Seasoner Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when you use a Bean Seasoner.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
1000
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
500
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
5000
Sparkly Expert Shiny happy Sparkly! Your expert status can earn you 15% more Sparkly from mining!
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
5000
Dirty You can now dig one Dirt Pile 4 times a day! Whew!
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
2500
Tincture Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when using a Tincturing Kit.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
1200
Bean Growing Expert I Beans planted and petted mature into trees a little faster.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
2000
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
1000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
180
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
2400
Potent Potions Upgrade your potionmaking skills for a chance of bonus imagination when using a Cauldron.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
1500
Manic Mining II Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 25%.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
5000
Woodier Harvest Reduces the energy required to harvest wood from 20 to 12, AND Hatchet wear from 5 to 3 per chopping. What a bargain!
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
750
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
180
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
5000
Beryl Expert Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
4000
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
14000
Spellbound Spindle A magical incantation that gives you a chance of spinning String instead of Thread with your Spindle.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
2500
Metal Rock Expert You're so Metal!! You can now get 15% more Metal Rock from mining!
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
3000
Super Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 40%.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
4000
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
1500
Enlightenment Deepen your understanding of the Focusing Orb, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Orb.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
2000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
7000
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
600
Radiation Prolonger Increase the duration of your transcendental radiation by 20%.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
3000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
11870
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
2000
Bristling Bonus Boost your Brushing skills so you can get more Fiber when you use the Fox Brush!
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
1500
Levitate with Style This upgrade makes your hang time longer when you Levitate.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
5000
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
125
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
400
Wondrous Weave An ancient weaving technique that gives you a rare chance of making thrice the Fabric when using a Loomer.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
3500
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
500
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
600
Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 20%.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
2000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 5 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
45000
Saucy Pan Become a sauce expert, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Saucepan. Sweet or sour? You decide!
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
400
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
250
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
2000
Better Blockmaker Study the intricacies of Urth, resulting in 20% less fuel spent when using a Blockmaker.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
750
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
300
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
800
Speedy Assembler Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
100
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
400
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
1000

Upgrades given during conversion

In addition to the upgrades noted below, at the time of conversion a number of energy tank, quoin multiplier and brain capacity upgrades were automatically purchased for W the Magnificent. The number of each was based on their character's level and how many of the old "better learning" skills they had.

Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Speedy Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 25%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Speedier Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 50%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012