Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 6.5x
Brain Capacity: 29 skills
Energy Tank: 260

Upgrades biojerk has gotten!

Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Tue. November 13, 2012
500
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Tue. November 13, 2012
800
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Tue. November 13, 2012
250
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Mon. November 12, 2012
25
Harvesting Fiend This upgrade grants a chance of a 4X Super Harvest of crops! FOUR EXXXX!
Got it Mon. November 12, 2012
800
Shake Things Up Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party!
Got it Mon. November 12, 2012
800
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Mon. November 12, 2012
25
Super Animal Harvest II This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 3X Super Harvest.
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
400
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
25
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
25
Dirty You can now dig one Dirt Pile 4 times a day! Whew!
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
2500
Speedy Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 25%.
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
5000
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
2000
Boisterous Bartender I Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
4000
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Thu. November 8, 2012
2000
Peaty Expectations This upgrade grants you a deeper understanding of digging, which gives you a chance of finding something special when you Dig a Peat Bog!
Got it Thu. November 8, 2012
1500
Bristling Bonus Boost your Brushing skills so you can get more Fiber when you use the Fox Brush!
Got it Thu. November 8, 2012
1500
Fit for a King V Improve your quest rewards by 10%.
Got it Thu. November 8, 2012
1200
Shaken, not Stirred All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Thu. November 8, 2012
375
Internal Sortitude Ability to "specialize" your bags, so the right sort of items will automatically go into the right bags, whenever they can. Brilliant!
Got it Wed. November 7, 2012
30000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. November 5, 2012
1500
Corn Hoocher Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.
Got it Mon. November 5, 2012
500
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
1500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
4360
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Wed. October 31, 2012
400
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. October 31, 2012
1000
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Wed. October 31, 2012
500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. October 31, 2012
600
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Wed. October 31, 2012
25
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Wed. October 31, 2012
110
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Wed. October 31, 2012
25
Radiation Prolonger Increase the duration of your transcendental radiation by 20%.
Got it Wed. October 31, 2012
3000
Stack Up Stack up the items across all bags in your pack, so you don't have a bit of one item here and another bit there, when it is possible to put them together.
Got it Wed. October 31, 2012
5000
Fit for a King IV Improve your Quest rewards by 8%.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
800
Bigger Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah!
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
1200
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
600
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
2000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
1220
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
25
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
25
Super Happy Animals Squeeze 20% more happy animals onto your land. So many happy animals, it's wild!
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
5000
Twinsies II This upgrade will better the Chicken's chances of incubating two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
1000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
980
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
780
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
630
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
100
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
600
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
25
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
25
Clearer Mind Bump your meditation duration by 50%. Oooohhhmmmm.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
3000
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Fri. October 26, 2012
25
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Fri. October 26, 2012
100
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. October 26, 2012
600
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Fri. October 26, 2012
1000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. October 26, 2012
750
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Fri. October 26, 2012
5000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. October 26, 2012
750
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Fri. October 26, 2012
400
Medium Triple Jump A bigger Triple Jump - adequate, but not necessarily amazing.
Got it Fri. October 26, 2012
1500
Transcendental Radius I Radiate 50% further during Transcendental Radiation.
Got it Thu. October 25, 2012
2000
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Thu. October 25, 2012
25
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Thu. October 25, 2012
25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. October 25, 2012
500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. October 25, 2012
400
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Thu. October 25, 2012
200
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Thu. October 25, 2012
5000
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Wed. October 24, 2012
25
Happy Animals Improve the happiness of your domestic animals, so you can pack 10% more of them on your land.
Got it Wed. October 24, 2012
3000
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Wed. October 24, 2012
300
Piggy Control Freak Control the range a Piggy'll roam around a Pig Stick!
Got it Wed. October 24, 2012
2500
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Tue. October 23, 2012
600
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Tue. October 23, 2012
1500
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Tue. October 23, 2012
200
Chicken Control Freak Control the range a Chicken'll wander around a Chicken Stick!
Got it Tue. October 23, 2012
2500
Fit for a King III Improve your Quest rewards by 6%.
Got it Tue. October 23, 2012
600
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Tue. October 23, 2012
3000
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Mon. October 22, 2012
25
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Mon. October 22, 2012
600
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
25
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
25
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
1500
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
25
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
750
Super Elemental Shake Even more bonus elements produced by a nice, long shake in the pouch!
Got it Fri. October 19, 2012
4000
Do Hue Want This Filter Pack? Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps!
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
400
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
2000
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
1250
Overachiever III Dang! You're so achieving, your report card is jealous. Earn 6% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
750
Psychedelia Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps!
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
400
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
24
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
45
Mantra Meditation Outgoing chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
1500
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
600
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
300
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
750
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
600
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
300
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
400
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
45
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
500
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
300
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
25
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
400
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
400
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
1250
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
250
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
35
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
400
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
300
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
300
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
400
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
500
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
400
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
500
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
25
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
400
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
200
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
250
Efficient Prunes Feeding Batterflies a meal worth at least 50 currants makes them poop three guano at once, instead of two.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
2000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
100
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
400
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
25
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
400
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
300
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
300
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
300
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
25
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
2000
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
100
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
200
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
200
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
100
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
100
Camera Mode Camera mode gives you the ability to peek around the level a bit without moving. When you're in Camera Mode, arrow keys pan the camera around your location. Easy — and it works great with Zoomability!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
75
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
200
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
50
Encyclopeddling The universe of Glitch is deep and broad (and a little bit tubby). Getting to know it all can be hard. Encyclopeddling aids the process of discovery by giving you instant info on each new item.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
90
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
200
Skill Learning Brain Enables the learning of new skills and bestows a skill learning brain with an initial capacity for 20 skills.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
50
Zoomability Zooming … how does one live without it?! Zoomability lets you zoom your view of the game in and out to get the whole picture. Works very well with Camera Mode!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
75
Mappery Mappery is a generous dose of spatial knowhow: a minimap of your current location and a searchable area map which allows you to set destinations and get street-by-street directions.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
20
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
6
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
6
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
3
Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
2