Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 5.05x
Brain Capacity: 35 skills
Energy Tank: 410

Upgrades Wojtek has gotten!

Harvesting Fiend This upgrade grants a chance of a 4X Super Harvest of crops! FOUR EXXXX!
Got it Thu. November 15, 2012
800
Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 20%.
Got it Wed. November 14, 2012
2000
Tincturing Todd Meddle with your tincturing kit to make tinctures in batches twice as large as standard batch sizes.
Got it Wed. November 14, 2012
2000
Super Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 30%.
Got it Wed. November 14, 2012
750
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Tue. November 13, 2012
25
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Tue. November 13, 2012
25
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Tue. November 13, 2012
800
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Mon. November 12, 2012
25
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
25
Spellbound Spindle A magical incantation that gives you a chance of spinning String instead of Thread with your Spindle.
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
2500
Woodier Harvest Reduces the energy required to harvest wood from 20 to 12, AND Hatchet wear from 5 to 3 per chopping. What a bargain!
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
750
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. November 10, 2012
14791
Captain Cook I Tamper with your cooking devices to make food in batches which are 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Fri. October 26, 2012
5000
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Fri. October 26, 2012
250
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Fri. October 26, 2012
1500
Fit for a King IV Improve your Quest rewards by 8%.
Got it Fri. October 26, 2012
800
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Fri. October 26, 2012
750
Fit for a King III Improve your Quest rewards by 6%.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012
600
Tireless Transmogrifier I Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches 50% larger than factory specs.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012
3000
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012
25
Medium Triple Jump A bigger Triple Jump - adequate, but not necessarily amazing.
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012
1500
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Sat. October 13, 2012
400
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Sat. October 13, 2012
25
Iconically Thrifty I Giants recognize your pious efforts. Tithing Icons now costs 3% less than normal.
Got it Fri. October 12, 2012
1000
Boisterous Bartender I Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Fri. October 12, 2012
4000
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Fri. October 12, 2012
500
Bigger Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah!
Got it Thu. October 11, 2012
1200
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Thu. October 11, 2012
41
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Thu. October 11, 2012
25
Mantra Meditation Outgoing chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Thu. October 11, 2012
1500
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Thu. October 11, 2012
250
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Thu. October 11, 2012
5000
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Thu. October 11, 2012
600
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Mon. October 1, 2012
25
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Mon. October 1, 2012
25
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Mon. October 1, 2012
25
Stronger Pot Reduce the depletion of your Awesome Pot by 50%.
Got it Fri. September 28, 2012
1000
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Fri. September 28, 2012
400
Stronger, Saucier Pan Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%.
Got it Tue. September 25, 2012
330
Do Hue Want This Filter Pack? Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Psychedelia Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Hipst-o-Rama Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Holga, Ancient and Vintage filters to hipsterize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Making Metal Plays metal music while you make metal.
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
500
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
1000
Super Animal Harvest II This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 3X Super Harvest.
Got it Fri. September 14, 2012
400
Industrial Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Fri. September 14, 2012
5000
Master Assembler Channel the mysteries of Alph and assemble any machine in one swift action, given that you have the required parts. Hint: Start with the Machine Stand.
Got it Thu. September 6, 2012
500
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012
25
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012
600
Stack Up Stack up the items across all bags in your pack, so you don't have a bit of one item here and another bit there, when it is possible to put them together.
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012
5000
Manic Mining II Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 25%.
Got it Sat. September 1, 2012
5000
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Fri. August 31, 2012
400
Fuel Efficiency Bestow upon yourself a series of deep, keen insights into the nature of Fuel. With this knowledge, you'll occasionally earn more Imagination when using your Fuelmaker.
Got it Fri. August 31, 2012
500
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Tue. August 28, 2012
25
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Tue. August 28, 2012
500
Resilient Grill Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now!
Got it Tue. August 28, 2012
435
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. August 28, 2012
3000
Shaken, not Stirred All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Tue. August 28, 2012
375
Bristling Bonus Boost your Brushing skills so you can get more Fiber when you use the Fox Brush!
Got it Tue. August 28, 2012
1500
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Tue. August 28, 2012
250
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Mon. August 27, 2012
200
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Mon. August 27, 2012
600
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Mon. August 27, 2012
250
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Mon. August 27, 2012
25
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Mon. August 27, 2012
200
Saucy Pan Become a sauce expert, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Saucepan. Sweet or sour? You decide!
Got it Mon. August 27, 2012
400
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Mon. August 27, 2012
2000
Potent Potions Upgrade your potionmaking skills for a chance of bonus imagination when using a Cauldron.
Got it Mon. August 27, 2012
1500
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. August 27, 2012
600
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Mon. August 27, 2012
200
Better Pot Truly experience the Awesome Pot, which gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when cooking with it.
Got it Sun. August 26, 2012
1200
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Sun. August 26, 2012
500
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Sun. August 26, 2012
2000
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Sun. August 26, 2012
500
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
4000
Rub 'er Up Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot...
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
600
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
1000
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
500
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
600
Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 20%.
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
500
Better Blockmaker Study the intricacies of Urth, resulting in 20% less fuel spent when using a Blockmaker.
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
750
Tree Hugger II Further boost your chances of a 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
400
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
200
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
5000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
1600
Sparkly Expert Shiny happy Sparkly! Your expert status can earn you 15% more Sparkly from mining!
Got it Fri. August 24, 2012
5000
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Fri. August 24, 2012
400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. August 24, 2012
800
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Fri. August 24, 2012
300
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Fri. August 24, 2012
2000
Corn Hoocher Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.
Got it Fri. August 24, 2012
500
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. August 24, 2012
300
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Fri. August 24, 2012
200
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Fri. August 24, 2012
25
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Fri. August 24, 2012
400
Tincture Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when using a Tincturing Kit.
Got it Thu. August 23, 2012
1200
Walk Speed IV Snappy walk speed that puts you slightly ahead of the pack. Just slightly. But, enough to notice.
Got it Thu. August 23, 2012
20000
Speedy Assembler Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part.
Got it Thu. August 23, 2012
100
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Tue. August 21, 2012
300
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Tue. August 21, 2012
500
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 2.30 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +330 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012