Upgrades | Glitch

Upgrades Borf has gotten!

Resilient Grill	Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now! Got it Tue. September 25, 2012	435
Creative Blending	Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender. Got it Tue. September 25, 2012	400
Pantastic	Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty! Got it Tue. September 25, 2012	400
Super Elemental Shake	Even more bonus elements produced by a nice, long shake in the pouch! Got it Tue. September 25, 2012	4000
Industrial Learning Speed II	Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%. Got it Tue. September 25, 2012	1250
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Tue. September 25, 2012	1220
Basic Filter Pack	Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps! Got it Tue. September 25, 2012	300
Truly Outrageous II	Continue your investigation of Gems for a 5% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine. Got it Tue. September 25, 2012	1250
Snapshottery	Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode! Got it Tue. September 25, 2012	500
Hoe Down	More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster. Got it Tue. September 25, 2012	500
Clear Mind	Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss. Got it Tue. September 25, 2012	1000
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide	Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland. Got it Tue. September 25, 2012	25
Ticket To Starlit Night	Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky. Got it Tue. September 25, 2012	25
Unlearning Ability	Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	3000
Ticket To Sky Plunge	Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin? Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	25
Gathering Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	400
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	980
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill	Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	25
Tempered Steel	Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	125
Boisterous Bartender I	Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches 50% larger than standard batch sizes. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	4000
Industrial Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	400
Truly Outrageous I	Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	1000
Elemental Shake	Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	2000
Grain Hoocher	Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	500
Potato Hoocher	Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper. Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	500
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	100
Tireless Transmogrifier I	Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches 50% larger than factory specs. Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	3000
Ticket To Arbor Hollow	Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down! Got it Wed. September 12, 2012	25
Cooking Learning Speed II	Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%. Got it Mon. September 10, 2012	1250
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide	Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland. Got it Mon. September 10, 2012	25
Ticket To Cloud Rings	Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit. Got it Mon. September 10, 2012	25
Jellisacular Drops	Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score an awesome drop when scooping Jellisacs. Gooey! Got it Mon. September 10, 2012	1500
Intellectual Learning Speed II	Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%. Got it Mon. September 10, 2012	1250
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation	Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating. Got it Mon. September 10, 2012	500
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sun. September 9, 2012	50
Alchemy Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%. Got it Sun. September 9, 2012	400
Bubble-licioius	Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss! Got it Sun. September 9, 2012	300
It's Teflon Time	Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%! Got it Sun. September 9, 2012	250
Ticket To Radial Heights	Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message! Got it Sat. September 8, 2012	25
Energy Tank +20	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Sat. September 8, 2012	800
Bigger Crop Bonus	When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah! Got it Sat. September 8, 2012	1200
Dullite Expert	Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining! Got it Sat. September 8, 2012	2500
Ticket To Beam Me Down	Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends. Got it Fri. September 7, 2012	25
Cooking Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%. Got it Fri. September 7, 2012	400
Shake Things Up	Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party! Got it Fri. September 7, 2012	800
Growing Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%. Got it Fri. September 7, 2012	400
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Fri. September 7, 2012	400
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Fri. September 7, 2012	400
Big Crop Bonus	When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting. Got it Fri. September 7, 2012	600
Heavy Flow	Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%. Got it Fri. September 7, 2012	200
Get Out of Hell Free Card	Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!! Got it Fri. September 7, 2012	20
Baby Triple Jump	This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing! Got it Fri. September 7, 2012	100
Overachiever I	Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list! Got it Fri. September 7, 2012	250
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Fri. September 7, 2012	300
Walk Speed III	This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks. Got it Fri. September 7, 2012	250
Sharper Blades	Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%. Got it Fri. September 7, 2012	250
Shaken, not Stirred	All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%. Got it Fri. September 7, 2012	375
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Wed. September 5, 2012	50
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Wed. September 5, 2012	630
Sweet Knife Skills	Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP! Got it Wed. September 5, 2012	200
Get Out of Hell Free Card	Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!! Got it Wed. September 5, 2012	20
Ticket To Radial Heights	Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message! Got it Wed. September 5, 2012	25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Wed. September 5, 2012	630
Well Watered	A chance of getting a special item when you water trees. Got it Wed. September 5, 2012	600
Heavy Petting	A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees. Got it Wed. September 5, 2012	600
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill	Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting. Got it Wed. September 5, 2012	25
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Tue. September 4, 2012	300
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Tue. September 4, 2012	300
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Tue. September 4, 2012	500
Intellectual Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%. Got it Tue. September 4, 2012	400
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Tue. September 4, 2012	200
Trade Channelling	Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around. Got it Tue. September 4, 2012	200
Sassy Gassifier	Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it. Got it Tue. September 4, 2012	400
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Tue. September 4, 2012	50
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Tue. September 4, 2012	400
Appreciation of Food Variety	Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days. Got it Tue. September 4, 2012	500
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Sat. September 1, 2012	200
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Sat. September 1, 2012	200
Skill Learning Brain	Enables the learning of new skills and bestows a skill learning brain with an initial capacity for 20 skills. Got it Wed. August 29, 2012
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Wed. August 29, 2012	50
Zoomability	Zooming … how does one live without it?! Zoomability lets you zoom your view of the game in and out to get the whole picture. Works very well with Camera Mode! Got it Wed. August 29, 2012	75
Camera Mode	Camera mode gives you the ability to peek around the level a bit without moving. When you're in Camera Mode, arrow keys pan the camera around your location. Easy — and it works great with Zoomability! Got it Wed. August 29, 2012	75
Mappery	Mappery is a generous dose of spatial knowhow: a minimap of your current location and a searchable area map which allows you to set destinations and get street-by-street directions. Got it Wed. August 29, 2012	20
High Jumper II	This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right! Got it Wed. August 29, 2012	6
Walk Speed II	A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch. Got it Wed. August 29, 2012	6
High Jumper I	Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops. Got it Wed. August 29, 2012	3
Walk Speed I	Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade. Got it Wed. August 29, 2012	2