Upgrades | Glitch

Upgrades Xpatbrat has gotten!

Medium Triple Jump	A bigger Triple Jump - adequate, but not necessarily amazing. Got it Sun. December 2, 2012	1500
Heavy Flow	Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%. Got it Sun. December 2, 2012	200
Intellectual Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%. Got it Sat. November 24, 2012	400
Ticket to Mountain Scaling	Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds. Got it Sat. November 24, 2012	25
Refinery	Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder. Got it Sat. November 24, 2012	1000
It's Teflon Time	Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%! Got it Sat. November 24, 2012	250
Walk Speed III	This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks. Got it Sat. November 24, 2012	250
Dullite Expert	Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining! Got it Sat. November 24, 2012	2500
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill	Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting. Got it Sat. November 24, 2012	25
Fit for a King I	Improve your Quest rewards by 2%. Got it Sat. November 24, 2012	200
Get Out of Hell Free Card	Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!! Got it Thu. November 22, 2012	20
Ticket to Bippity Bop	Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too. Got it Thu. November 22, 2012	25
Trade Channelling	Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around. Got it Thu. November 22, 2012	200
Overachiever I	Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list! Got it Thu. November 22, 2012	250
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Wed. November 7, 2012	200
Appreciation of Food Variety	Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days. Got it Wed. November 7, 2012	500
Encyclopeddling	The universe of Glitch is deep and broad (and a little bit tubby). Getting to know it all can be hard. Encyclopeddling aids the process of discovery by giving you instant info on each new item. Got it Tue. November 6, 2012	90
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Tue. November 6, 2012	200
Baby Triple Jump	This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing! Got it Tue. November 6, 2012	100
Skill Learning Brain	Enables the learning of new skills and bestows a skill learning brain with an initial capacity for 20 skills. Got it Mon. November 5, 2012
Camera Mode	Camera mode gives you the ability to peek around the level a bit without moving. When you're in Camera Mode, arrow keys pan the camera around your location. Easy — and it works great with Zoomability! Got it Mon. November 5, 2012	75
Zoomability	Zooming … how does one live without it?! Zoomability lets you zoom your view of the game in and out to get the whole picture. Works very well with Camera Mode! Got it Mon. November 5, 2012	75
Mappery	Mappery is a generous dose of spatial knowhow: a minimap of your current location and a searchable area map which allows you to set destinations and get street-by-street directions. Got it Mon. November 5, 2012	20
High Jumper II	This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right! Got it Mon. November 5, 2012	6
Walk Speed II	A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch. Got it Mon. November 5, 2012	6
High Jumper I	Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops. Got it Mon. November 5, 2012	3
Walk Speed I	Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade. Got it Mon. November 5, 2012	2