Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 3.95x
Brain Capacity: 36 skills
Energy Tank: 430

Upgrades Sam Strident has gotten!

Happy Herd Improve your Remote Herdkeeping skills, so your herd produces 10% more!
Got it Sat. December 8, 2012
4000
Price Dropper Keep pushing that line! Vendor prices lowered by 7%.
Got it Sat. December 8, 2012
8000
Fit for a King III Improve your Quest rewards by 6%.
Got it Thu. November 8, 2012
600
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Thu. November 8, 2012
2000
Tree Hugger II Further boost your chances of a 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
400
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
25
Sparkly Expert Shiny happy Sparkly! Your expert status can earn you 15% more Sparkly from mining!
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
5000
Speedy Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 25%.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
5000
Tinker Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
500
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
5000
Super Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 30%.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
750
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Sat. October 27, 2012
25
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. October 27, 2012
2000
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Sat. October 27, 2012
1500
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Sat. October 27, 2012
400
Bargain Driver Drive that bargain! Vendor prices lowered by 5%.
Got it Sat. October 27, 2012
5000
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Sat. October 27, 2012
500
Shaken, not Stirred All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Sat. October 27, 2012
375
Tincture Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when using a Tincturing Kit.
Got it Sat. October 27, 2012
1200
Beryl Expert Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!
Got it Sat. October 27, 2012
4000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. October 27, 2012
300
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Sat. October 27, 2012
2000
Dullite Expert Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining!
Got it Sat. October 27, 2012
2500
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Sat. October 27, 2012
250
Intellectual Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Sat. October 27, 2012
5000
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Sat. October 27, 2012
400
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Thu. October 25, 2012
750
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Thu. October 25, 2012
200
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. October 25, 2012
17442
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Thu. October 25, 2012
800
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Thu. October 25, 2012
250
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Thu. October 25, 2012
500
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Thu. October 25, 2012
600
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Mon. August 6, 2012
200
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. August 6, 2012
5190
Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 20%.
Got it Mon. August 6, 2012
500
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Thu. June 28, 2012
250
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Thu. June 28, 2012
200
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Thu. June 28, 2012
250
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Thu. June 28, 2012
400
Boisterous Bartender I Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Mon. June 25, 2012
4000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. June 25, 2012
1600
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Mon. June 25, 2012
200
Resilient Grill Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now!
Got it Mon. June 25, 2012
435
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Mon. June 25, 2012
5000
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
1000
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
600
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
800
Clearer Mind Bump your meditation duration by 50%. Oooohhhmmmm.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
3000
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
800
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
400
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
200
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
400
Industrial Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
5000
Focused Imagination Channels your focus for a chance of bonus Imagination when using the Orb for Focused Meditation.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
1000
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
500
Potent Potions Upgrade your potionmaking skills for a chance of bonus imagination when using a Cauldron.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
1500
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
400
Growing Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 10%.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
5000
Levitate Longer Levitate longer pretty much explains it. You'll be able to levitate for a longer period of time. Capiche?
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
2000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
800
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
125
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
2000
Seedy Powers 75% chance of doubled seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
1000
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
600
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
37
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
200
Spellbound Spindle A magical incantation that gives you a chance of spinning String instead of Thread with your Spindle.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
2500
Saucy Pan Become a sauce expert, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Saucepan. Sweet or sour? You decide!
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
400
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
500
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
800
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
3000
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 2.60 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +360 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012