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Upgrades Autogiraffe has gotten!

Growth Spurt	Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster. Got it Sat. December 8, 2012	2000
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill	Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting. Got it Sat. December 8, 2012	25
Iconically Thrifty I	Giants recognize your pious efforts. Tithing Icons now costs 3% less than normal. Got it Sat. December 8, 2012	1000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sat. December 8, 2012	300
Master Exploder	Disassemble any machine with one swift action. Got it Sat. December 8, 2012	800
Basic Filter Pack	Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps! Got it Sat. December 8, 2012	300
Snapshottery	Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode! Got it Sat. December 8, 2012	500
Getting Pretty Peaty	A strange, transformational flash of inspiration that allows you to dig up 5 blocks of Peat in one digging. Got it Fri. December 7, 2012	2000
Clear Mind	Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss. Got it Fri. December 7, 2012	1000
Beryl Expert	Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining! Got it Fri. December 7, 2012	4000
Bigger Crop Bonus	When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah! Got it Fri. December 7, 2012	1200
Speedy Herbs	Got a strong craving for Herbs? Shorten their growth time by 10%. But remember, faster delivery doesn't mean they'll last longer... Got it Fri. December 7, 2012	2000
Industrial Learning Speed IV	Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 15%. Got it Sun. November 11, 2012	10000
Fit for a King III	Improve your Quest rewards by 6%. Got it Thu. November 8, 2012	600
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Thu. November 8, 2012	600
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation	Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating. Got it Thu. November 8, 2012	500
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Thu. November 8, 2012	100
Rub 'er Up	Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot... Got it Thu. November 8, 2012	600
Super Animal Harvest I	Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade. Got it Thu. November 8, 2012	200
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Thu. November 8, 2012	600
Manic Mining I	Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%. Got it Tue. October 23, 2012	2000
Animal Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%. Got it Tue. October 23, 2012	400
Master Assembler	Channel the mysteries of Alph and assemble any machine in one swift action, given that you have the required parts. Hint: Start with the Machine Stand. Got it Mon. October 22, 2012	500
Overachiever III	Dang! You're so achieving, your report card is jealous. Earn 6% more rewards from each Achievement. Got it Mon. October 22, 2012	750
Spellbound Spindle	A magical incantation that gives you a chance of spinning String instead of Thread with your Spindle. Got it Mon. October 22, 2012	2500
Ticket To Starlit Night	Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky. Got it Mon. October 22, 2012	25
Ticket To Cloud Flight	Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air! Got it Mon. October 22, 2012	25
Ticket To Radial Heights	Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message! Got it Mon. October 22, 2012	25
Alchemy Learning Speed III	Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 10%. Got it Mon. October 22, 2012	5000
Gathering Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%. Got it Sat. October 20, 2012	400
Speedy Assembler	Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part. Got it Sat. October 20, 2012	100
Hoe Down	More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster. Got it Sat. October 20, 2012	500
Quoiner the Market I	Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110. Got it Sat. October 20, 2012	1500
Industrial Learning Speed III	Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 10%. Got it Thu. October 18, 2012	5000
Reshuffle	Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle. Got it Wed. October 17, 2012	80
Potato Hoocher	Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper. Got it Wed. October 17, 2012	500
Stack Up	Stack up the items across all bags in your pack, so you don't have a bit of one item here and another bit there, when it is possible to put them together. Got it Wed. October 17, 2012	5000
Get Out of Hell Free Card	Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!! Got it Wed. October 17, 2012	23
Ticket To Arbor Hollow	Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down! Got it Wed. October 17, 2012	25
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Wed. October 17, 2012	600
Big Crop Bonus	When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting. Got it Wed. October 17, 2012	600
Refined Speed	Reduce your crushing time by 20%. Got it Wed. October 17, 2012	2000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Wed. October 17, 2012	3477
Corn Hoocher	Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper. Got it Wed. October 17, 2012	500
The Green Smelt	Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot. Got it Fri. October 12, 2012	1000
Jellisacular Drops	Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score an awesome drop when scooping Jellisacs. Gooey! Got it Fri. October 12, 2012	1500
Truly Outrageous II	Continue your investigation of Gems for a 5% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine. Got it Fri. October 12, 2012	1250
Fit for a King II	Improve your Quest rewards by 4%. Got it Fri. October 12, 2012	400
Transcendental Radius I	Radiate 50% further during Transcendental Radiation. Got it Fri. October 12, 2012	2000
Cooking Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%. Got it Fri. October 12, 2012	400
Heavy Flow	Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%. Got it Fri. October 12, 2012	200
Intellectual Learning Speed II	Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%. Got it Tue. October 9, 2012	1250
Energy Tank +20	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Tue. October 9, 2012	1200
Efficient Prunes	Feeding Batterflies a meal worth at least 50 currants makes them poop three guano at once, instead of two. Got it Sat. September 29, 2012	2000
Ticket To Cloud Flight	Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air! Got it Wed. September 26, 2012	25
Ticket To Sky Plunge	Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin? Got it Wed. September 26, 2012	25
Happy Animals	Improve the happiness of your domestic animals, so you can pack 10% more of them on your land. Got it Wed. September 26, 2012	3000
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill	Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting. Got it Wed. September 26, 2012	25
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Wed. September 26, 2012	600
Stronger, Saucier Pan	Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%. Got it Wed. September 26, 2012	330
Alchemy Learning Speed II	Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%. Got it Wed. September 26, 2012	1250
Tempered Steel	Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan. Got it Wed. September 26, 2012	125
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Wed. September 26, 2012	100
Growing Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%. Got it Wed. September 26, 2012	400
Ticket To Cloud Flight	Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air! Got it Tue. September 25, 2012	25
Grain Hoocher	Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper. Got it Tue. September 25, 2012	500
Ticket To Radial Heights	Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message! Got it Tue. September 25, 2012	25
Ticket To Sky Plunge	Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin? Got it Tue. September 25, 2012	25
Creative Blending	Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender. Got it Tue. September 25, 2012	400
Industrial Learning Speed II	Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%. Got it Tue. September 25, 2012	1250
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Tue. September 25, 2012	400
Energy Tank +20	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Tue. September 25, 2012	800
Ticket to Mountain Scaling	Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds. Got it Tue. September 25, 2012	25
Ticket To Cloud Rings	Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit. Got it Mon. September 24, 2012	25
Fit for a King I	Improve your Quest rewards by 2%. Got it Mon. September 24, 2012	200
Alchemy Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%. Got it Mon. September 24, 2012	400
Fruity Goodness	Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl! Got it Mon. September 24, 2012	250
It's Teflon Time	Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%! Got it Mon. September 24, 2012	250
Overachiever II	More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement. Got it Mon. September 24, 2012	500
Spicy Times	This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out! Got it Mon. September 24, 2012	200
Resilient Grill	Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now! Got it Mon. September 24, 2012	435
Grilliant	Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it. Got it Mon. September 24, 2012	800
Shaken, not Stirred	All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%. Got it Mon. September 24, 2012	375
Truly Outrageous I	Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine. Got it Mon. September 24, 2012	1000
Ticket to Mountain Scaling	Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds. Got it Sun. September 23, 2012	25
Overachiever I	Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list! Got it Sun. September 23, 2012	250
Ticket To Cloud Rings	Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit. Got it Sun. September 23, 2012	25
Sweet Knife Skills	Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP! Got it Sun. September 23, 2012	200
Sassy Gassifier	Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it. Got it Sun. September 23, 2012	400
Tireless Transmogrifier I	Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches 50% larger than factory specs. Got it Sun. September 23, 2012	3000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sun. September 23, 2012	100
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Sun. September 23, 2012	980
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide	Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland. Got it Sun. September 23, 2012	25
Sharper Blades	Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%. Got it Sun. September 23, 2012	250
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Sun. September 23, 2012	400
Baby Triple Jump	This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing! Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	100
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	1425
Well Watered	A chance of getting a special item when you water trees. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	600
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	100
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide	Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	25
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	300
Compound Interest	Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding! Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	400
Elemental Shake	Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	2000
Ticket To Starlit Night	Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	25
Industrial Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	400
Intellectual Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	400
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	50
Get Out of Hell Free Card	Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!! Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	20
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	300
Appreciation of Food Variety	Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	500
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	200
Bristling Bonus	Boost your Brushing skills so you can get more Fiber when you use the Fox Brush! Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	1500
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	50
Pantastic	Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty! Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	400
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	400
Heavy Petting	A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	600
Walk Speed III	This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks. Got it Sat. September 15, 2012	250
Trade Channelling	Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around. Got it Sat. September 15, 2012	200
Energy Tank +20	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Sat. September 15, 2012	400
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sat. September 15, 2012	50
Skill Learning Brain	Enables the learning of new skills and bestows a skill learning brain with an initial capacity for 20 skills. Got it Fri. September 14, 2012
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Fri. September 14, 2012	200
Encyclopeddling	The universe of Glitch is deep and broad (and a little bit tubby). Getting to know it all can be hard. Encyclopeddling aids the process of discovery by giving you instant info on each new item. Got it Fri. September 14, 2012	90
Camera Mode	Camera mode gives you the ability to peek around the level a bit without moving. When you're in Camera Mode, arrow keys pan the camera around your location. Easy — and it works great with Zoomability! Got it Fri. September 14, 2012	75
Zoomability	Zooming … how does one live without it?! Zoomability lets you zoom your view of the game in and out to get the whole picture. Works very well with Camera Mode! Got it Fri. September 14, 2012	75
Mappery	Mappery is a generous dose of spatial knowhow: a minimap of your current location and a searchable area map which allows you to set destinations and get street-by-street directions. Got it Fri. September 14, 2012	20
Walk Speed II	A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch. Got it Fri. September 14, 2012	6
High Jumper II	This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right! Got it Fri. September 14, 2012	6
High Jumper I	Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops. Got it Fri. September 14, 2012	3
Walk Speed I	Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade. Got it Fri. September 14, 2012	2