Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 3.1x
Brain Capacity: 35 skills
Energy Tank: 300

Upgrades Vazzaroth has gotten!

Hipst-o-Rama Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Holga, Ancient and Vintage filters to hipsterize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Psychedelia Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Do Hue Want This Filter Pack? Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Watering Whiz Your long tenure in gardening grants you the ability to water a garden plot in a single second. Breathtaking.
Got it Thu. August 2, 2012
15000
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Mon. July 16, 2012
200
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Mon. July 16, 2012
120
Animal Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 10%.
Got it Sun. July 8, 2012
5000
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Thu. July 5, 2012
1250
Clearer Mind Bump your meditation duration by 50%. Oooohhhmmmm.
Got it Thu. July 5, 2012
3000
Spellbound Spindle A magical incantation that gives you a chance of spinning String instead of Thread with your Spindle.
Got it Thu. July 5, 2012
2500
Barnacular Drops Hey scrapey! Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score awesome drops when scraping Barnacles.
Got it Thu. June 28, 2012
1500
Bonus Tool From Spare Parts Take all those spare parts left over from assembling your new tool and occasionally make an extra tool with them.
Got it Sat. June 23, 2012
5000
Rub 'er Up Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot...
Got it Fri. June 22, 2012
600
Fuel Efficiency Bestow upon yourself a series of deep, keen insights into the nature of Fuel. With this knowledge, you'll occasionally earn more Imagination when using your Fuelmaker.
Got it Fri. June 22, 2012
500
Mad Machinist I Overclock your machines to make things in batches 50% larger than specified by factory settings.
Got it Fri. June 22, 2012
5000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012
14791
Stronger, Saucier Pan Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%.
Got it Sun. June 10, 2012
330
Resilient Grill Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now!
Got it Sun. June 10, 2012
435
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. June 9, 2012
600
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. June 9, 2012
4400
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Sat. June 9, 2012
300
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Wed. June 6, 2012
250
Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 20%.
Got it Mon. June 4, 2012
2000
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
500
Fit for a King III Improve your Quest rewards by 6%.
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
600
Making Metal Plays metal music while you make metal.
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
500
Pedal to the Metal Expand your expertise of Metal for a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Metal Machine.
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
1250
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
600
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
28
Wondrous Weave An ancient weaving technique that gives you a rare chance of making thrice the Fabric when using a Loomer.
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
3500
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
5000
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
300
Peaty Expectations This upgrade grants you a deeper understanding of digging, which gives you a chance of finding something special when you Dig a Peat Bog!
Got it Wed. May 23, 2012
1500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 23, 2012
600
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Wed. May 23, 2012
400
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
1200
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
5000
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
1000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
3730
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
600
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
2980
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
24
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
600
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
2380
Bigger Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah!
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
1200
Corn Hoocher Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
500
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
1000
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
1000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
1910
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
400
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
200
Bristling Bonus Boost your Brushing skills so you can get more Fiber when you use the Fox Brush!
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
1500
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
1200
Overachiever III Dang! You're so achieving, your report card is jealous. Earn 6% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
750
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
500
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
800
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
1530
Super Elemental Shake Even more bonus elements produced by a nice, long shake in the pouch!
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
4000
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
1500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
1220
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
1000
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
500
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
200
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
500
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
21
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
1250
Jellisacular Drops Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score an awesome drop when scooping Jellisacs. Gooey!
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
1500
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
125
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
980
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
500
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
300
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
500
Better Blockmaker Study the intricacies of Urth, resulting in 20% less fuel spent when using a Blockmaker.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
750
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
600
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
1000
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
500
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
1250
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
60
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
600
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
250
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
1500
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
1250
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
200
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
1000
Tinker Plus Gives an even better chance for more bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
1000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
45
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
500
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
500
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
600
Tinker Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
500
Gathering Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 10%.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
5000
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
2000
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
250
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
400
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
500
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
400
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
600
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
1250
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
400
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
250
Speedy Assembler Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
100
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 0.90 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +190 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012