Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 5.2x
Brain Capacity: 39 skills
Energy Tank: 520

Upgrades Fuzzy Green Ass has gotten!

Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. June 21, 2012
600
Rub 'er Up Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot...
Got it Thu. June 21, 2012
600
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Thu. June 21, 2012
400
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. June 21, 2012
300
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. June 21, 2012
600
Getting Pretty Peaty A strange, transformational flash of inspiration that allows you to dig up 5 blocks of Peat in one digging.
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012
2000
Quoiner the Market III Upgrade your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 130. That's alotta quoins!
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012
2500
Harvesting Fiend This upgrade grants a chance of a 4X Super Harvest of crops! FOUR EXXXX!
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012
800
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Fri. June 8, 2012
3000
Dig a Bog Twice A Day Through a deeper familiarity with bog mechanics, you are now able to dig a single Peat Bog twice in one game day.
Got it Fri. June 8, 2012
10000
Super Seedy Powers Always get double seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Fri. June 8, 2012
1600
Quoiner the Market II Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120.
Got it Fri. June 8, 2012
2000
Mad Machinist II Overclock your machines to make things in batches twice as large as those specified by factory settings.
Got it Fri. June 8, 2012
10000
Mad Machinist I Overclock your machines to make things in batches 50% larger than specified by factory settings.
Got it Fri. June 8, 2012
5000
Tink Happy Thoughts Repairing tools improves your mood, bit for bit.
Got it Fri. June 8, 2012
2500
Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 20%.
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
1200
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
2000
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
500
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
400
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
600
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
2000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
1200
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
50
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
250
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
5000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
5000
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. May 26, 2012
300
Speedier Herbs Shorten the growth time for your herbs by 20%.
Got it Sat. May 26, 2012
5000
Super Refinery Improve your grinding ability further for a better chance of a special surprise when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Sat. May 26, 2012
2500
Industrial Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Sat. May 26, 2012
5000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. May 26, 2012
800
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
200
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
1000
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
750
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. May 21, 2012
28671
Seedy Powers 75% chance of doubled seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Mon. May 21, 2012
1000
Speedy Herbs Got a strong craving for Herbs? Shorten their growth time by 10%. But remember, faster delivery doesn't mean they'll last longer...
Got it Mon. May 21, 2012
2000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
7220
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
7220
Fuel Efficiency Bestow upon yourself a series of deep, keen insights into the nature of Fuel. With this knowledge, you'll occasionally earn more Imagination when using your Fuelmaker.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
500
Barnacular Drops Hey scrapey! Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score awesome drops when scraping Barnacles.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
1500
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
800
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
1500
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
600
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
12540
Bigger Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah!
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
1200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
800
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
6783
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
800
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
1600
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
1500
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
200
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
4000
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
600
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
800
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
500
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
1000
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
300
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
500
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
400
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012
600
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. May 5, 2012
2500
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Sat. May 5, 2012
300
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Sat. May 5, 2012
200
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. May 5, 2012
2500
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Sat. May 5, 2012
1000
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Sat. May 5, 2012
200

Upgrades given during conversion

In addition to the upgrades noted below, at the time of conversion a number of energy tank, quoin multiplier and brain capacity upgrades were automatically purchased for Fuzzy Green Ass. The number of each was based on their character's level and how many of the old "better learning" skills they had.

Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012