Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 4.75x
Brain Capacity: 30 skills
Energy Tank: 270

Upgrades SmiVan has gotten!

Walk Speed IV Snappy walk speed that puts you slightly ahead of the pack. Just slightly. But, enough to notice.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012
20000
Tink Happy Thoughts Repairing tools improves your mood, bit for bit.
Got it Fri. December 7, 2012
2500
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Fri. December 7, 2012
200
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Fri. December 7, 2012
500
Tincture Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when using a Tincturing Kit.
Got it Fri. December 7, 2012
1200
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Fri. December 7, 2012
25
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. December 7, 2012
750
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. December 2, 2012
1200
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Sun. December 2, 2012
25
Lavish Laxative Feeding Batterflies a meal worth at least 80 currants makes them poop five guano at once (instead of three guano for a meal worth 100+ currants).
Got it Sun. December 2, 2012
8000
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Sun. December 2, 2012
400
Overachiever IV It's not the journey, it's the destination! Earn 8% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Sun. December 2, 2012
1000
Iconically Thrifty I Giants recognize your pious efforts. Tithing Icons now costs 3% less than normal.
Got it Sun. December 2, 2012
1000
Tincturing Todd Meddle with your tincturing kit to make tinctures in batches twice as large as standard batch sizes.
Got it Sun. December 2, 2012
2000
Bigger Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah!
Got it Sun. December 2, 2012
1200
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Sun. December 2, 2012
300
Metal Rock Expert You're so Metal!! You can now get 15% more Metal Rock from mining!
Got it Sun. December 2, 2012
3000
Enlightenment Deepen your understanding of the Focusing Orb, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Orb.
Got it Sun. December 2, 2012
2000
Quoiner the Market II Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120.
Got it Sun. December 2, 2012
2000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. December 2, 2012
600
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Sun. December 2, 2012
5000
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Thu. November 29, 2012
25
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Thu. November 29, 2012
25
Overachiever III Dang! You're so achieving, your report card is jealous. Earn 6% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Thu. November 29, 2012
750
Potent Potions Upgrade your potionmaking skills for a chance of bonus imagination when using a Cauldron.
Got it Thu. November 29, 2012
1500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. November 29, 2012
2980
Clearer Mind Bump your meditation duration by 50%. Oooohhhmmmm.
Got it Thu. November 29, 2012
3000
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Thu. November 29, 2012
500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. November 27, 2012
600
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Tue. November 27, 2012
25
Levitate with Style This upgrade makes your hang time longer when you Levitate.
Got it Tue. November 27, 2012
5000
Transcendental Radius II Radiate 100% further during Trancendental Radiation.
Got it Tue. November 27, 2012
4000
Mantra Meditation Outgoing chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Tue. November 27, 2012
1500
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Tue. November 27, 2012
25
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Tue. November 27, 2012
25
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Tue. November 27, 2012
1500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. November 27, 2012
600
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. November 27, 2012
600
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
25
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
500
Stack Up Stack up the items across all bags in your pack, so you don't have a bit of one item here and another bit there, when it is possible to put them together.
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
5000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
600
Efficient Prunes Feeding Batterflies a meal worth at least 50 currants makes them poop three guano at once, instead of two.
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
2000
Shrine On I When you prime a Shrine in a battle with the Rook, all donations do 25% more damage.
Got it Sat. November 24, 2012
3000
Levitate Longer Levitate longer pretty much explains it. You'll be able to levitate for a longer period of time. Capiche?
Got it Sat. November 24, 2012
2000
Bargain Driver Drive that bargain! Vendor prices lowered by 5%.
Got it Sat. November 24, 2012
5000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. November 24, 2012
400
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. November 20, 2012
1500
Manic Mining II Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 25%.
Got it Tue. November 20, 2012
5000
Heavier Petting An even bigger chance of a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012
2000
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012
25
Focused Imagination Channels your focus for a chance of bonus Imagination when using the Orb for Focused Meditation.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012
400
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012
20
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012
25
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012
600
Rock Whisperer Ore summoner! Rock wizard! Choose this and Dullite, Beryl & Sparkly rocks alike have a 50% better chance of respawning as mega-capacity rocks when you deplete them.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012
4000
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Sun. November 18, 2012
25
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sun. November 18, 2012
20
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Sun. November 18, 2012
1000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. November 18, 2012
300
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. November 18, 2012
300
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Sun. November 18, 2012
25
Truly Outrageous III Deepen your knowledge of crystalline formations for a 6% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Sun. November 18, 2012
1500
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sun. November 18, 2012
20
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. November 18, 2012
400
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Sun. November 18, 2012
5000
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Sun. November 18, 2012
600
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. November 17, 2012
2380
Medium Triple Jump A bigger Triple Jump - adequate, but not necessarily amazing.
Got it Sat. November 17, 2012
1500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. November 17, 2012
3477
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. November 17, 2012
100
Jellisacular Drops Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score an awesome drop when scooping Jellisacs. Gooey!
Got it Sat. November 17, 2012
1500
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. November 17, 2012
100
Strong Smelter Reduce wear and tear on your Smelter by 50%.
Got it Sat. November 17, 2012
2000
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Sat. November 17, 2012
250
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sat. November 17, 2012
20
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sat. November 17, 2012
20
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Sat. November 17, 2012
25
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Sat. November 17, 2012
200
Transcendental Radius I Radiate 50% further during Transcendental Radiation.
Got it Fri. November 16, 2012
2000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Fri. November 16, 2012
20
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Fri. November 16, 2012
25
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. November 16, 2012
200
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Fri. November 16, 2012
25
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Fri. November 16, 2012
25
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Fri. November 16, 2012
2000
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Fri. November 16, 2012
1500
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Fri. November 16, 2012
400
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Fri. November 16, 2012
1000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. November 15, 2012
980
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Thu. November 15, 2012
125
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. November 15, 2012
50
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Thu. November 15, 2012
20
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Thu. November 15, 2012
25
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Thu. November 15, 2012
500
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Thu. November 15, 2012
25
Fit for a King III Improve your Quest rewards by 6%.
Got it Thu. November 15, 2012
600
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. November 15, 2012
400
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
25
Rub 'er Up Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot...
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
600
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
1000
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
2000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
50
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
780
Beryl Expert Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
4000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
300
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
25
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
50
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
25
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
400
Truly Outrageous II Continue your investigation of Gems for a 5% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
1250
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
25
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
2000
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
200
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
250
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
25
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
250
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
630
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
400
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
250
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012
500
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012
200
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012
600
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012
400
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012
600
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012
1000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012
50
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012
200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012
200
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012
200
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012
500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012
200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012
200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. September 26, 2012
200
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. September 26, 2012
100
Encyclopeddling The universe of Glitch is deep and broad (and a little bit tubby). Getting to know it all can be hard. Encyclopeddling aids the process of discovery by giving you instant info on each new item.
Got it Wed. September 26, 2012
90
Skill Learning Brain Enables the learning of new skills and bestows a skill learning brain with an initial capacity for 20 skills.
Got it Wed. September 26, 2012
Camera Mode Camera mode gives you the ability to peek around the level a bit without moving. When you're in Camera Mode, arrow keys pan the camera around your location. Easy — and it works great with Zoomability!
Got it Wed. September 26, 2012
75
Zoomability Zooming … how does one live without it?! Zoomability lets you zoom your view of the game in and out to get the whole picture. Works very well with Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. September 26, 2012
75
Mappery Mappery is a generous dose of spatial knowhow: a minimap of your current location and a searchable area map which allows you to set destinations and get street-by-street directions.
Got it Wed. September 26, 2012
20
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. September 26, 2012
6
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. September 26, 2012
6
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. September 26, 2012
3
Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. September 26, 2012
2