Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 2.3x

Brain Capacity: 26 skills

Energy Tank: 180

Upgrades Rit has gotten!

Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Sat. June 23, 2012	400
Overachiever I	Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list! Got it Sat. June 23, 2012	250
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sat. June 23, 2012	100
Basic Filter Pack	Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps! Got it Sat. June 23, 2012	300
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Sat. June 23, 2012	2223
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation	Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating. Got it Sat. June 23, 2012	500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Sat. June 23, 2012	630
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sat. June 23, 2012	200
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sat. June 23, 2012	100
Snapshottery	Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode! Got it Sat. June 23, 2012	500
Resilient Grill	Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now! Got it Sat. June 23, 2012	435
Friend of Metal	By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees. Got it Sat. June 23, 2012	750
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sat. June 23, 2012	50
Intellectual Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%. Got it Sat. June 23, 2012	400
Clear Mind	Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss. Got it Sat. June 23, 2012	1000
Get Out of Hell Free Card	Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!! Got it Sat. June 23, 2012	20
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Sat. June 23, 2012	500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 0.70 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +170	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I	Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II	A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III	This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I	Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II	This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right! Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump	This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing! Got it Wed. July 18, 2012