Upgrades
Upgrades AlphaJesus has gotten!
| Ticket to Bippity Bop |
Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too. Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 |
25 |
| Appreciation of Food Variety |
Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days. Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 |
500 |
| Trade Channelling |
Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around. Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 |
200 |
| Sharper Blades |
Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%. Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 |
250 |
| Reshuffle |
Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle. Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 |
60 |
| Bristling Bonus |
Boost your Brushing skills so you can get more Fiber when you use the Fox Brush! Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 |
1500 |
| Do Hue Want This Filter Pack? |
Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps! Got it Wed. September 19, 2012 |
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| Psychedelia Filter Pack |
Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps! Got it Wed. September 19, 2012 |
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| Ticket To Starlit Night |
Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky. Got it Wed. July 4, 2012 |
25 |
| Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier |
Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Wed. July 4, 2012 |
100 |
| Rub 'er Up |
Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot... Got it Wed. July 4, 2012 |
600 |
| Grain Hoocher |
Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper. Got it Wed. July 4, 2012 |
500 |
| Quoiner the Market I |
Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110. Got it Wed. July 4, 2012 |
1500 |
| Shake Things Up |
Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party! Got it Wed. July 4, 2012 |
800 |
| It's Teflon Time |
Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%! Got it Wed. July 4, 2012 |
250 |
| Basic Filter Pack |
Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps! Got it Wed. July 4, 2012 |
300 |
| Fuel Efficiency |
Bestow upon yourself a series of deep, keen insights into the nature of Fuel. With this knowledge, you'll occasionally earn more Imagination when using your Fuelmaker. Got it Wed. July 4, 2012 |
500 |
| Growth Spurt |
Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster. Got it Wed. July 4, 2012 |
2000 |
| The Green Smelt |
Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot. Got it Wed. July 4, 2012 |
1000 |
| Friend of Metal |
By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees. Got it Wed. July 4, 2012 |
750 |
| Ticket To Sky Plunge |
Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin? Got it Wed. July 4, 2012 |
25 |
| Unlearning Ability |
Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it. Got it Wed. July 4, 2012 |
3000 |
| Corn Hoocher |
Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper. Got it Wed. July 4, 2012 |
500 |
| Grilliant |
Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it. Got it Wed. July 4, 2012 |
800 |
| Shaken, not Stirred |
All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%. Got it Wed. July 4, 2012 |
375 |
| Sweet Knife Skills |
Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP! Got it Wed. July 4, 2012 |
200 |
| Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 |
Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Wed. July 4, 2012 |
980 |
| Get Out of Hell Free Card |
Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!! Got it Wed. July 4, 2012 |
26 |
| Speedy Assembler |
Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part. Got it Wed. July 4, 2012 |
100 |
| Potent Potions |
Upgrade your potionmaking skills for a chance of bonus imagination when using a Cauldron. Got it Wed. July 4, 2012 |
1500 |
| Energy Tank +10 |
Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Wed. July 4, 2012 |
600 |
| Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier |
Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Wed. July 4, 2012 |
500 |
| Pantastic |
Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty! Got it Wed. July 4, 2012 |
400 |
| Manic Mining I |
Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%. Got it Wed. July 4, 2012 |
2000 |
| Animal Learning Speed I |
Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Intellectual Learning Speed I |
Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Alchemy Learning Speed I |
Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Snapshottery |
Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode! Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Industrial Learning Speed I |
Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Gathering Learning Speed I |
Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 |
Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Growing Learning Speed I |
Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Cooking Learning Speed I |
Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 |
Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Add 1.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier |
Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Energy Tank +250 |
Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
Upgrades given during conversion
| Walk Speed I |
Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012 |
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| Walk Speed II |
A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012 |
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| Walk Speed III |
This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012 |
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| High Jumper I |
Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012 |
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| High Jumper II |
This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right! Got it Wed. July 18, 2012 |
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| Baby Triple Jump |
This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing! Got it Wed. July 18, 2012 |