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Upgrades Friar Fnord has gotten!

Tendy Gonzales	You know the way of the hoe, and you are not afraid to use it: clear a weedy garden plot in just one solitary second. Bang! Got it Mon. October 29, 2012	15000
Growth Spurt	Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster. Got it Mon. October 29, 2012	2000
Levitate Longer	Levitate longer pretty much explains it. You'll be able to levitate for a longer period of time. Capiche? Got it Mon. October 29, 2012	2000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Mon. October 29, 2012	6120
Get Out of Hell Free Card	Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!! Got it Mon. October 29, 2012	35
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Mon. October 29, 2012	17442
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Mon. October 29, 2012	800
Resilient Grill	Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now! Got it Mon. October 29, 2012	435
Energy Tank +20	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Sat. October 27, 2012	1600
Levitate with Style	This upgrade makes your hang time longer when you Levitate. Got it Sat. October 27, 2012	5000
Saucy Pan	Become a sauce expert, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Saucepan. Sweet or sour? You decide! Got it Thu. September 27, 2012	400
Captain Cook I	Tamper with your cooking devices to make food in batches which are 50% larger than standard batch sizes. Got it Thu. September 27, 2012	5000
Big 'Un Triple Jump	Oh my - what a Triple Jump it is. Boundless and bountiful! Can you handle it? Got it Tue. September 25, 2012	15000
Reshuffle	Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle. Got it Mon. September 24, 2012	130
Enlightenment	Deepen your understanding of the Focusing Orb, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Orb. Got it Mon. September 24, 2012	2000
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Mon. September 24, 2012	800
Double Max Relax	Get double the benefits when you Max Relax! Got it Mon. September 24, 2012	4000
Potato Hoocher	Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper. Got it Mon. September 24, 2012	500
Speedy Herbs	Got a strong craving for Herbs? Shorten their growth time by 10%. But remember, faster delivery doesn't mean they'll last longer... Got it Mon. September 24, 2012	2000
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill	Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting. Got it Mon. September 24, 2012	25
Tincturing Todd	Meddle with your tincturing kit to make tinctures in batches twice as large as standard batch sizes. Got it Mon. September 24, 2012	2000
Corn Hoocher	Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper. Got it Mon. September 24, 2012	500
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Mon. September 24, 2012	800
Fit for a King III	Improve your Quest rewards by 6%. Got it Mon. September 24, 2012	600
Bigger Crop Bonus	When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah! Got it Sun. September 23, 2012	1200
Get Out of Hell Free Card	Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!! Got it Sun. September 23, 2012	30
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Sun. September 23, 2012	600
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide	Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland. Got it Sun. September 23, 2012	25
Ticket to Bippity Bop	Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too. Got it Sun. September 23, 2012	25
Bubble-licioius	Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss! Got it Sun. September 23, 2012	300
Sharper Blades	Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%. Got it Sun. September 23, 2012	250
Sweet Knife Skills	Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP! Got it Sun. September 23, 2012	200
Walk Speed IV	Snappy walk speed that puts you slightly ahead of the pack. Just slightly. But, enough to notice. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	20000
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	600
Ticket To Sky Plunge	Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin? Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	25
Transcendental Radius I	Radiate 50% further during Transcendental Radiation. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	2000
It's Teflon Time	Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%! Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	250
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	600
Ticket To Radial Heights	Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message! Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	25
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	200
Beryl Expert	Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining! Got it Sat. September 22, 2012	4000
Ticket To Radial Heights	Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message! Got it Fri. September 21, 2012	25
Ticket To Cloud Flight	Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air! Got it Fri. September 21, 2012	25
Tempered Steel	Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan. Got it Fri. September 21, 2012	125
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Fri. September 21, 2012	600
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Fri. September 21, 2012	10630
Intellectual Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%. Got it Fri. September 21, 2012	400
Well Watered	A chance of getting a special item when you water trees. Got it Fri. September 21, 2012	600
Quoiner the Market II	Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120. Got it Fri. September 21, 2012	2000
Gathering Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%. Got it Fri. September 21, 2012	400
The Green Smelt	Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot. Got it Fri. September 21, 2012	1000
Rube's Favorite	You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade. Got it Thu. September 20, 2012	5000
Unlearning Ability	Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it. Got it Thu. September 20, 2012	3000
Grain Hoocher	Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper. Got it Thu. September 20, 2012	500
Heavy Flow	Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%. Got it Thu. September 20, 2012	200
Psychedelia Filter Pack	Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps! Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Hipst-o-Rama Filter Pack	Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Holga, Ancient and Vintage filters to hipsterize your Snaps! Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Do Hue Want This Filter Pack?	Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps! Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Appreciation of Food Variety	Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days. Got it Wed. September 19, 2012	500
Fit for a King II	Improve your Quest rewards by 4%. Got it Wed. September 19, 2012	400
Ticket To Radial Heights	Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message! Got it Wed. September 19, 2012	25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Wed. September 19, 2012	2980
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Wed. September 19, 2012	2380
Fruity Goodness	Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl! Got it Wed. September 19, 2012	250
Stronger, Saucier Pan	Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%. Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	330
Quoiner the Market I	Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110. Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	1500
Ticket To Radial Heights	Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message! Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	25
Big Crop Bonus	When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting. Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	600
Energy Tank +20	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Mon. September 17, 2012	1200
Rube Radar	Double your chances of meeting The Rube. Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	5000
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide	Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland. Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	25
Energy Tank +50	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	3000
Ticket To Arbor Hollow	Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down! Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	25
Refinery	Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder. Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	1000
Overachiever III	Dang! You're so achieving, your report card is jealous. Earn 6% more rewards from each Achievement. Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	750
Beginner Haggler	Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%. Got it Sun. September 16, 2012	2000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Sat. September 15, 2012	1910
Walk Speed III	This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks. Got it Sat. September 15, 2012	250
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Sat. September 15, 2012	400
Tincture Time	Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when using a Tincturing Kit. Got it Sat. September 15, 2012	1200
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Sat. September 15, 2012	400
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Sat. September 15, 2012	400
Super Elemental Shake	Even more bonus elements produced by a nice, long shake in the pouch! Got it Sat. September 15, 2012	4000
Dullite Expert	Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining! Got it Sat. September 15, 2012	2500
Medium Triple Jump	A bigger Triple Jump - adequate, but not necessarily amazing. Got it Sat. September 15, 2012	1500
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sat. September 15, 2012	200
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill	Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting. Got it Thu. September 13, 2012	25
Stack Up	Stack up the items across all bags in your pack, so you don't have a bit of one item here and another bit there, when it is possible to put them together. Got it Thu. September 13, 2012	5000
Compound Interest	Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding! Got it Thu. September 13, 2012	400
Truly Outrageous II	Continue your investigation of Gems for a 5% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine. Got it Wed. September 12, 2012	1250
Clearer Mind	Bump your meditation duration by 50%. Oooohhhmmmm. Got it Wed. September 12, 2012	3000
Who Smelt It?	Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter. Got it Wed. September 12, 2012	1500
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Wed. September 12, 2012	400
Ticket To Cloud Flight	Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air! Got it Tue. September 11, 2012	25
Growing Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%. Got it Tue. September 11, 2012	400
Rub 'er Up	Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot... Got it Tue. September 11, 2012	600
Basic Filter Pack	Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps! Got it Tue. September 11, 2012	300
Overachiever II	More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement. Got it Mon. September 10, 2012	500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Mon. September 10, 2012	1530
Ticket to Bippity Bop	Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too. Got it Mon. September 10, 2012	25
Happy Animals	Improve the happiness of your domestic animals, so you can pack 10% more of them on your land. Got it Mon. September 10, 2012	3000
Clear Mind	Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss. Got it Mon. September 10, 2012	1000
Refined Speed	Reduce your crushing time by 20%. Got it Mon. September 10, 2012	2000
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Sun. September 9, 2012	300
Ticket To Starlit Night	Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky. Got it Sun. September 9, 2012	25
Truly Outrageous I	Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine. Got it Sun. September 9, 2012	1000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Sun. September 9, 2012	2223
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sun. September 9, 2012	100
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Thu. September 6, 2012	50
Ticket to Bippity Bop	Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too. Got it Thu. September 6, 2012	25
Heavy Petting	A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees. Got it Thu. September 6, 2012	600
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill	Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting. Got it Thu. September 6, 2012	25
Fit for a King I	Improve your Quest rewards by 2%. Got it Thu. September 6, 2012	200
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Thu. September 6, 2012	630
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Thu. September 6, 2012	50
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation	Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating. Got it Thu. September 6, 2012	500
Get Out of Hell Free Card	Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!! Got it Thu. September 6, 2012	20
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Thu. September 6, 2012	500
Snapshottery	Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode! Got it Thu. September 6, 2012	500
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Thu. September 6, 2012	300
Trade Channelling	Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around. Got it Thu. September 6, 2012	200
Ticket to Bippity Bop	Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too. Got it Thu. September 6, 2012	25
Baby Triple Jump	This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing! Got it Thu. September 6, 2012	100
Alchemy Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%. Got it Thu. September 6, 2012	400
Energy Tank +20	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Thu. September 6, 2012	400
Elemental Shake	Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch. Got it Thu. September 6, 2012	2000
Overachiever I	Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list! Got it Tue. September 4, 2012	250
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Tue. September 4, 2012	400
Energy Tank +20	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Tue. September 4, 2012	400
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sat. September 1, 2012	50
Skill Learning Brain	Enables the learning of new skills and bestows a skill learning brain with an initial capacity for 20 skills. Got it Sat. September 1, 2012
Encyclopeddling	The universe of Glitch is deep and broad (and a little bit tubby). Getting to know it all can be hard. Encyclopeddling aids the process of discovery by giving you instant info on each new item. Got it Sat. September 1, 2012	90
Camera Mode	Camera mode gives you the ability to peek around the level a bit without moving. When you're in Camera Mode, arrow keys pan the camera around your location. Easy — and it works great with Zoomability! Got it Sat. September 1, 2012	75
Zoomability	Zooming … how does one live without it?! Zoomability lets you zoom your view of the game in and out to get the whole picture. Works very well with Camera Mode! Got it Sat. September 1, 2012	75
Mappery	Mappery is a generous dose of spatial knowhow: a minimap of your current location and a searchable area map which allows you to set destinations and get street-by-street directions. Got it Sat. September 1, 2012	20
Walk Speed II	A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch. Got it Sat. September 1, 2012	6
High Jumper II	This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right! Got it Sat. September 1, 2012	6
High Jumper I	Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops. Got it Sat. September 1, 2012	3
Walk Speed I	Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade. Got it Sat. September 1, 2012	2