Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 5.2x
Brain Capacity: 38 skills
Energy Tank: 550

Upgrades Geekmonger has gotten!

Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012
25
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012
2000
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012
1000
Super Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 30%.
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012
750
Beaker Geek Tune up your Beaker skills for a chance of an Imagination bonus when making powders.
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012
2500
Fast Talker Get more for what you paid for. Vendor buyback prices are 2% higher.
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012
10000
Extra Dirty Increase your ability to dig one Dirt Pile to a whopping 5 times a day!
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012
4000
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012
400
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012
800
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012
500
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012
200
Master Exploder Disassemble any machine with one swift action.
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012
800
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012
1000
Creative Seasoner Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when you use a Bean Seasoner.
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012
1000
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Mon. July 2, 2012
2000
Happy Animals Improve the happiness of your domestic animals, so you can pack 10% more of them on your land.
Got it Mon. July 2, 2012
3000
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. July 2, 2012
600
Thirst Quencher An even bigger chance of a special item when you water trees.
Got it Mon. July 2, 2012
2000
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
600
Seedy Powers 75% chance of doubled seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
1000
Beryl Expert Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
4000
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
2000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
2400
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
600
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
200
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
5000
Dullite Expert Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining!
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
2500
Speedy Assembler Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
100
Dirty You can now dig one Dirt Pile 4 times a day! Whew!
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
2500
Growing Learning Speed IV Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 15%.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
10000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
2400
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
400
Jellisacular Drops Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score an awesome drop when scooping Jellisacs. Gooey!
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
1500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
11870
Tinker Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
500
Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 20%.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
500
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
5000
Rock Whisperer Ore summoner! Rock wizard! Choose this and Dullite, Beryl & Sparkly rocks alike have a 50% better chance of respawning as mega-capacity rocks when you deplete them.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
4000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
2000
Super Animal Harvest II This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 3X Super Harvest.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
400
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
1000
Super Animal Harvest III This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 4X Super Harvest, Animal Lober!
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
750
Speedy Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 25%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 5 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Speedier Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 50%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 3.80 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +480 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012