Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 5.95x
Brain Capacity: 38 skills
Energy Tank: 420

Upgrades Pwned has gotten!

High Jumper III This is the jump you've been waiting for: an incredible "little bit" higher than the classic Glitchen jump height! BOING!
Got it Tue. September 18, 2012
15000
Intellectual Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Tue. September 18, 2012
5000
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Tue. September 18, 2012
200
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. September 18, 2012
2000
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Tue. September 18, 2012
25
Happy Animals Improve the happiness of your domestic animals, so you can pack 10% more of them on your land.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
3000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
24282
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
3000
Happy Herd Improve your Remote Herdkeeping skills, so your herd produces 10% more!
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
4000
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
2000
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
500
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
120
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
600
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
25
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
500
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
750
Big 'Un Triple Jump Oh my - what a Triple Jump it is. Boundless and bountiful! Can you handle it?
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
15000
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
25
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
1000
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
750
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
500
Fast Talker Get more for what you paid for. Vendor buyback prices are 2% higher.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
10000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
120
Medium Triple Jump A bigger Triple Jump - adequate, but not necessarily amazing.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
1500
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
14791
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
25
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
500
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
200
Growing Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 10%.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
5000
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 3.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +420 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012