Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 6.7x
Brain Capacity: 35 skills
Energy Tank: 640

Upgrades Mr. Epic has gotten!

Hipst-o-Rama Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Holga, Ancient and Vintage filters to hipsterize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Do Hue Want This Filter Pack? Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Psychedelia Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Thu. July 26, 2012
64
Tireless Transmogrifier I Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches 50% larger than factory specs.
Got it Thu. July 26, 2012
3000
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Thu. July 26, 2012
300
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Thu. July 26, 2012
500
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. July 26, 2012
1200
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Thu. July 26, 2012
160
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. July 22, 2012
1200
Rub 'er Up Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot...
Got it Thu. July 19, 2012
600
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Thu. July 19, 2012
25
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
400
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
1000
Tinker Plus Gives an even better chance for more bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
1000
Growing Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 10%.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
5000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
160
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
1200
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Mon. July 16, 2012
500
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. July 16, 2012
2400
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Mon. July 16, 2012
5000
Beryl Expert Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!
Got it Mon. July 16, 2012
4000
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Mon. July 16, 2012
25
Fit for a King V Improve your quest rewards by 10%.
Got it Mon. July 16, 2012
1200
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. July 16, 2012
800
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. July 13, 2012
800
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Fri. July 13, 2012
1000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Fri. July 13, 2012
160
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Fri. July 13, 2012
200
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Fri. July 13, 2012
25
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. July 13, 2012
6000
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
25
Quoiner the Market III Upgrade your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 130. That's alotta quoins!
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
2500
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
7220
Master Exploder Disassemble any machine with one swift action.
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
800
Tinker Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
500
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. July 9, 2012
2400
Shake Things Up Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party!
Got it Mon. July 9, 2012
800
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Mon. July 9, 2012
25
Beaker Geek Tune up your Beaker skills for a chance of an Imagination bonus when making powders.
Got it Mon. July 9, 2012
2500
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Mon. July 9, 2012
25
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. July 5, 2012
6000
Butterfly Control Freak Control the range a Butterfly'll fly around a Butterfly Stick!
Got it Thu. July 5, 2012
2500
Fit for a King IV Improve your Quest rewards by 8%.
Got it Thu. July 5, 2012
800
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. July 5, 2012
1000
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Thu. July 5, 2012
250
Super Animal Harvest II This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 3X Super Harvest.
Got it Thu. July 5, 2012
400
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Tue. July 3, 2012
25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. July 3, 2012
6120
Barnacular Drops Hey scrapey! Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score awesome drops when scraping Barnacles.
Got it Mon. July 2, 2012
1500
Resilient Grill Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now!
Got it Mon. July 2, 2012
435
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Mon. July 2, 2012
750
Overachiever III Dang! You're so achieving, your report card is jealous. Earn 6% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Mon. July 2, 2012
750
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. July 2, 2012
1000
Stronger, Saucier Pan Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%.
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012
330
Quoiner the Market II Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120.
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012
2000
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012
800
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012
48
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012
1000
Strong Smelter Reduce wear and tear on your Smelter by 50%.
Got it Mon. June 25, 2012
2000
Fast Scraper Cut down the time it takes you to scrape Barnacles and Ice in half, to 2 seconds.
Got it Mon. June 25, 2012
8000
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Mon. June 25, 2012
400
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Mon. June 25, 2012
1500
Pedal to the Metal Expand your expertise of Metal for a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Metal Machine.
Got it Sat. June 23, 2012
1250
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. June 23, 2012
400
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. June 23, 2012
5190
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sat. June 23, 2012
47
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Sat. June 23, 2012
1000
Master Assembler Channel the mysteries of Alph and assemble any machine in one swift action, given that you have the required parts. Hint: Start with the Machine Stand.
Got it Sat. June 23, 2012
500
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Sat. June 23, 2012
200
Speedy Assembler Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part.
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012
100
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012
500
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012
500
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012
800
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012
4400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. June 17, 2012
1000
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Sun. June 17, 2012
600
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Sun. June 17, 2012
250
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. June 17, 2012
2000
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012
200
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012
800
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012
600
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012
3730
Happy Herd Improve your Remote Herdkeeping skills, so your herd produces 10% more!
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012
4000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
1000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
1500
Fit for a King III Improve your Quest rewards by 6%.
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012
600
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012
2000
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012
600
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012
1500
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Wed. June 6, 2012
2000
Captain Cook I Tamper with your cooking devices to make food in batches which are 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Mon. June 4, 2012
5000
Better Pot Truly experience the Awesome Pot, which gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when cooking with it.
Got it Mon. June 4, 2012
1200
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Mon. June 4, 2012
41
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Mon. June 4, 2012
400
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. June 4, 2012
400
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. June 4, 2012
200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. June 4, 2012
1000
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Mon. June 4, 2012
200
Tree Hugger II Further boost your chances of a 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Mon. June 4, 2012
400
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. June 4, 2012
1600
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Sun. June 3, 2012
200
Super Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 40%.
Got it Sun. June 3, 2012
4000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sun. June 3, 2012
38
Making Metal Plays metal music while you make metal.
Got it Sun. June 3, 2012
500
Intellectual Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Sun. June 3, 2012
5000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sun. June 3, 2012
110
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Sun. June 3, 2012
250
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Fri. June 1, 2012
2000
Sparkly Expert Shiny happy Sparkly! Your expert status can earn you 15% more Sparkly from mining!
Got it Fri. June 1, 2012
5000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Fri. June 1, 2012
2980
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. June 1, 2012
200
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Fri. June 1, 2012
2380
Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 20%.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
2000
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
400
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
200
Boisterous Bartender I Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
4000
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
125
Shaken, not Stirred All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
375
Stronger Pot Reduce the depletion of your Awesome Pot by 50%.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
1000
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
1000
Metal Rock Expert You're so Metal!! You can now get 15% more Metal Rock from mining!
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
3000
Animal Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 10%.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
5000
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
300
Saucy Pan Become a sauce expert, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Saucepan. Sweet or sour? You decide!
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
400
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
2000
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
200
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
4000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Thu. May 10, 2012
33

Upgrades given during conversion

In addition to the upgrades noted below, at the time of conversion a number of energy tank, quoin multiplier and brain capacity upgrades were automatically purchased for Mr. Epic. The number of each was based on their character's level and how many of the old "better learning" skills they had.

Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012