Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 4.4x
Brain Capacity: 35 skills
Energy Tank: 490

Upgrades Ralph the unruly has gotten!

Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Tue. November 13, 2012
25
Truly Outrageous III Deepen your knowledge of crystalline formations for a 6% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Tue. November 13, 2012
1500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. November 13, 2012
1000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Tue. November 13, 2012
120
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Tue. November 13, 2012
25
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
400
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Mon. September 17, 2012
400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. September 17, 2012
1000
Truly Outrageous II Continue your investigation of Gems for a 5% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Thu. July 26, 2012
1250
Tree Hugger II Further boost your chances of a 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Thu. July 26, 2012
400
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Thu. July 26, 2012
25
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Thu. July 26, 2012
500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. July 24, 2012
1000
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. July 24, 2012
300
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Tue. July 24, 2012
200
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Mon. July 23, 2012
500
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Mon. July 23, 2012
200
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Mon. July 23, 2012
1000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Tue. July 3, 2012
46
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012
300
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. June 9, 2012
1000
Quoiner the Market II Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120.
Got it Sat. June 9, 2012
2000
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. June 7, 2012
300
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. June 6, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. June 5, 2012
2000
Levitate with Style This upgrade makes your hang time longer when you Levitate.
Got it Tue. June 5, 2012
5000
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Tue. June 5, 2012
250
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
500
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
800
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
1000
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
200
Dullite Expert Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining!
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
2500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 23, 2012
7220
Heavier Petting An even bigger chance of a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
2000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
6120
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
400
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
5190
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
600
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
2000
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
250
Super Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 40%.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
4000
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
750
Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 20%.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
2000
Saucy Pan Become a sauce expert, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Saucepan. Sweet or sour? You decide!
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
400
Corn Hoocher Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
500
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
2000
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
1500
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
1500
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
1000
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
600
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
1600
Tinker Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
800
Sparkly Expert Shiny happy Sparkly! Your expert status can earn you 15% more Sparkly from mining!
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
5000
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
200
Increase your Brain Capacity by 5 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
25000
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
5000
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
1000
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
5000
Seedy Powers 75% chance of doubled seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
1000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
110
Levitate Longer Levitate longer pretty much explains it. You'll be able to levitate for a longer period of time. Capiche?
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
2000
Super Animal Harvest II This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 3X Super Harvest.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
500

Upgrades given during conversion

In addition to the upgrades noted below, at the time of conversion a number of energy tank, quoin multiplier and brain capacity upgrades were automatically purchased for Ralph the unruly. The number of each was based on their character's level and how many of the old "better learning" skills they had.

Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012