Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 3.5x
Brain Capacity: 28 skills
Energy Tank: 200

Upgrades CrazyJoe1000 has gotten!

Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Wed. December 5, 2012
200
Stronger, Saucier Pan Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%.
Got it Wed. December 5, 2012
330
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. December 5, 2012
600
Speedy Herbs Got a strong craving for Herbs? Shorten their growth time by 10%. But remember, faster delivery doesn't mean they'll last longer...
Got it Mon. December 3, 2012
2000
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Mon. December 3, 2012
2000
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Mon. December 3, 2012
400
Butterfly Control Freak Control the range a Butterfly'll fly around a Butterfly Stick!
Got it Mon. December 3, 2012
2500
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Mon. December 3, 2012
400
Jellisacular Drops Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score an awesome drop when scooping Jellisacs. Gooey!
Got it Mon. December 3, 2012
1500
Psychedelia Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps!
Got it Mon. December 3, 2012
400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. December 3, 2012
400
Thirst Quencher An even bigger chance of a special item when you water trees.
Got it Mon. December 3, 2012
2000
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Mon. December 3, 2012
25
Do Hue Want This Filter Pack? Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps!
Got it Thu. November 22, 2012
400
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Thu. November 22, 2012
200
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Thu. November 22, 2012
60
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. November 22, 2012
100
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Sun. November 18, 2012
1250
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Sun. November 18, 2012
1500
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. November 18, 2012
100
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
1000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
100
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Sat. November 10, 2012
400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. November 10, 2012
400
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Sat. November 10, 2012
1000
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Fri. November 9, 2012
25
Fit for a King III Improve your Quest rewards by 6%.
Got it Fri. November 9, 2012
600
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. November 9, 2012
400
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Fri. November 9, 2012
1910
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Wed. November 7, 2012
45
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Wed. November 7, 2012
25
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. November 7, 2012
400
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. November 7, 2012
2793
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Mon. November 5, 2012
300
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Mon. November 5, 2012
600
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Mon. November 5, 2012
1000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Mon. November 5, 2012
45
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Mon. November 5, 2012
500
Resilient Grill Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now!
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
435
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
250
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
25
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
25
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Sat. November 3, 2012
400
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Sat. November 3, 2012
500
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. November 2, 2012
100
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. November 2, 2012
300
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. November 2, 2012
300
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Fri. November 2, 2012
600
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Fri. November 2, 2012
800
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Tue. October 23, 2012
25
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Tue. October 23, 2012
20
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Tue. October 23, 2012
200
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Tue. October 23, 2012
1000
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
750
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
25
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
300
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
780
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
200
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
400
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
500
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Fri. October 19, 2012
30
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Fri. October 19, 2012
250
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Fri. October 19, 2012
300
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. October 19, 2012
50
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. October 19, 2012
200
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Fri. October 19, 2012
400
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Fri. October 19, 2012
630
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Fri. October 19, 2012
500
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Fri. October 19, 2012
400
Shaken, not Stirred All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
375
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
400
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
25
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
400
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
2000
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Sat. October 13, 2012
200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. October 11, 2012
200
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Thu. October 11, 2012
250
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. October 11, 2012
50
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. October 10, 2012
50
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. October 10, 2012
200
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. October 10, 2012
50
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and boing!
Got it Wed. October 10, 2012
100
Encyclopeddling The universe of Glitch is deep and broad (and a little bit tubby). Getting to know it all can be hard. Encyclopeddling aids the process of discovery by giving you instant info on each new item.
Got it Wed. October 10, 2012
90
Skill Learning Brain Enables the learning of new skills and bestows a skill learning brain with an initial capacity for 20 skills.
Got it Wed. October 10, 2012
Zoomability Zooming how does one live without it?! Zoomability lets you zoom your view of the game in and out to get the whole picture. Works very well with Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. October 10, 2012
75
Camera Mode Camera mode gives you the ability to peek around the level a bit without moving. When you're in Camera Mode, arrow keys pan the camera around your location. Easy and it works great with Zoomability!
Got it Wed. October 10, 2012
75
Mappery Mappery is a generous dose of spatial knowhow: a minimap of your current location and a searchable area map which allows you to set destinations and get street-by-street directions.
Got it Wed. October 10, 2012
20
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. October 10, 2012
6
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. October 10, 2012
6
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. October 10, 2012
3
Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. October 10, 2012
2