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Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 7.4x
Brain Capacity: 40 skills
Energy Tank: 610

Upgrades Hardtail has gotten!

Psychedelia Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps!
Got it Fri. November 30, 2012 		400
Tireless Transmogrifier II Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches twice as large as factory specs.
Got it Fri. November 30, 2012 		6000
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Fri. November 30, 2012 		300
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Fri. November 30, 2012 		600
Overachiever III Dang! You're so achieving, your report card is jealous. Earn 6% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Fri. November 30, 2012 		750
Steady On, Mood Loser A reduction in your periodic mood loss: mood drops from peak highs are 1/6th slower than the natural rate.
Got it Fri. November 30, 2012 		7500
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Fri. November 30, 2012 		25
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Fri. November 30, 2012 		400
Quoiner the Market II Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120.
Got it Fri. November 30, 2012 		2000
Spellbound Spindle A magical incantation that gives you a chance of spinning String instead of Thread with your Spindle.
Got it Fri. November 30, 2012 		2500
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. November 30, 2012 		6000
Fast Scraper Cut down the time it takes you to scrape Barnacles and Ice in half, to 2 seconds.
Got it Fri. November 30, 2012 		8000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Fri. November 30, 2012 		190
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Fri. November 30, 2012 		190
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Fri. November 30, 2012 		500
Seedy Powers 75% chance of doubled seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Fri. November 30, 2012 		1000
Boisterous Bartender II Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches twice as large as standard batch sizes.
Got it Fri. November 30, 2012 		8000
High Jumper III This is the jump you've been waiting for: an incredible "little bit" higher than the classic Glitchen jump height! BOING!
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012 		15000
Truly Outrageous IV Unlock the deepest secrets of precious jewels for an 8% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012 		2500
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012 		500
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012 		25
Efficient Prunes Feeding Batterflies a meal worth at least 50 currants makes them poop three guano at once, instead of two.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012 		2000
Bigger Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah!
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012 		1200
Mad Machinist II Overclock your machines to make things in batches twice as large as those specified by factory settings.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012 		10000
Hella Growth Spurt It's time for a change! Your voice might crack, but your crops will grow 20% faster!
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012 		5000
Fast Scooper Decrease the time it takes you to scoop a jellisac down to a single second!
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012 		5000
Internal Sortitude Ability to "specialize" your bags, so the right sort of items will automatically go into the right bags, whenever they can. Brilliant!
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012 		30000
Stack Up Stack up the items across all bags in your pack, so you don't have a bit of one item here and another bit there, when it is possible to put them together.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012 		5000
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012 		750
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012 		33829
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012 		250
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012 		2000
Better Pot Truly experience the Awesome Pot, which gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when cooking with it.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012 		1200
Gathering Learning Speed V Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 20%.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012 		20000
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012 		500
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012 		5000
Transcendental Radius II Radiate 100% further during Trancendental Radiation.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012 		4000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		1200
Iconically Thrifty II Continued worship produces results. Tithing Icons now costs 5% less than normal.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		3000
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		250
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		25
Super Refinery Improve your grinding ability further for a better chance of a special surprise when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		2500
Big 'Un Triple Jump Oh my - what a Triple Jump it is. Boundless and bountiful! Can you handle it?
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		15000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		2000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		1200
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		600
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		250
Dullite Expert Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining!
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		2500
Getting Pretty Peaty A strange, transformational flash of inspiration that allows you to dig up 5 blocks of Peat in one digging.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		2000
Medium Triple Jump A bigger Triple Jump - adequate, but not necessarily amazing.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		1500
Stronger Pot Reduce the depletion of your Awesome Pot by 50%.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		1000
Barnacular Drops Hey scrapey! Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score awesome drops when scraping Barnacles.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		1500
Stronger, Saucier Pan Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		330
Giants' Beloved I Open your mind. 10% greater chance of receiving Giant Love from an Icon.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		5000
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		25
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		3000
Truly Outrageous III Deepen your knowledge of crystalline formations for a 6% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		1500
Fuel Efficiency Bestow upon yourself a series of deep, keen insights into the nature of Fuel. With this knowledge, you'll occasionally earn more Imagination when using your Fuelmaker.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		500
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		1500
Mad Machinist I Overclock your machines to make things in batches 50% larger than specified by factory settings.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		5000
Corn Hoocher Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		500
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		300
Speedy Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 25%.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		5000
Shake Things Up Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party!
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		800
Transcendental Radius I Radiate 50% further during Transcendental Radiation.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		2000
Iconically Thrifty I Giants recognize your pious efforts. Tithing Icons now costs 3% less than normal.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012 		1000
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012 		5000
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012 		25
Levitate with Style This upgrade makes your hang time longer when you Levitate.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012 		5000
Truly Outrageous II Continue your investigation of Gems for a 5% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012 		1250
Master Assembler Channel the mysteries of Alph and assemble any machine in one swift action, given that you have the required parts. Hint: Start with the Machine Stand.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012 		500
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012 		25
Sparkly Expert Shiny happy Sparkly! Your expert status can earn you 15% more Sparkly from mining!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012 		5000
Piggy Control Freak Control the range a Piggy'll roam around a Pig Stick!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012 		2500
Rock Whisperer Ore summoner! Rock wizard! Choose this and Dullite, Beryl & Sparkly rocks alike have a 50% better chance of respawning as mega-capacity rocks when you deplete them.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012 		4000
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012 		25
Beryl Expert Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012 		4000
Master Exploder Disassemble any machine with one swift action.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012 		800
Tireless Transmogrifier I Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches 50% larger than factory specs.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012 		3000
Tendy Gonzales You know the way of the hoe, and you are not afraid to use it: clear a weedy garden plot in just one solitary second. Bang!
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012 		15000
Chicken Control Freak Control the range a Chicken'll wander around a Chicken Stick!
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012 		2500
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012 		500
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012 		400
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012 		1000
Jellisacular Drops Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score an awesome drop when scooping Jellisacs. Gooey!
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012 		1500
Prepared For Ancestral Nostalgia I Be prepared for the onset of the Ancestral Nostalgia: gain an extra minute to spend in the Ancestral lands (in the regions of Baqala, Xalanga, Choru or Zhambu).
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012 		12000
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012 		1000
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012 		200
Luscious Loomer Amplify your Loomer to make String, General Fabric and Rugs in batches that are 2.5 times as large as standard batch sizes.
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012 		3000
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012 		250
Enlightenment Deepen your understanding of the Focusing Orb, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Orb.
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012 		2000
Speedy Assembler Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part.
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012 		100
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012 		3000
Shaken, not Stirred All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Fri. August 17, 2012 		375
Making Metal Plays metal music while you make metal.
Got it Fri. August 17, 2012 		500
Boisterous Bartender I Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Fri. August 17, 2012 		4000
Watering Whiz Your long tenure in gardening grants you the ability to water a garden plot in a single second. Breathtaking.
Got it Wed. August 15, 2012 		15000
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Wed. August 15, 2012 		1000
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Wed. August 15, 2012 		200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. August 15, 2012 		1200
Super Elemental Shake Even more bonus elements produced by a nice, long shake in the pouch!
Got it Wed. August 15, 2012 		4000
Beaker Geek Tune up your Beaker skills for a chance of an Imagination bonus when making powders.
Got it Wed. August 15, 2012 		2500
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. August 15, 2012 		4000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. August 15, 2012 		1200
Walk Speed IV Snappy walk speed that puts you slightly ahead of the pack. Just slightly. But, enough to notice.
Got it Wed. August 8, 2012 		20000
Strong Smelter Reduce wear and tear on your Smelter by 50%.
Got it Tue. August 7, 2012 		2000
Dirty You can now dig one Dirt Pile 4 times a day! Whew!
Got it Tue. August 7, 2012 		2500
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Tue. August 7, 2012 		500
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Tue. August 7, 2012 		600
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Tue. August 7, 2012 		200
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Tue. August 7, 2012 		1500
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Tue. August 7, 2012 		25
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Tue. August 7, 2012 		2000
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Tue. August 7, 2012 		1000
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Wed. August 1, 2012 		25
Metal Rock Expert You're so Metal!! You can now get 15% more Metal Rock from mining!
Got it Wed. August 1, 2012 		3000
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012 		200
Gathering Learning Speed IV Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 15%.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012 		10000
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Mon. July 2, 2012 		200
Resilient Grill Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now!
Got it Mon. July 2, 2012 		435
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Mon. July 2, 2012 		2000
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. July 2, 2012 		800
Pedal to the Metal Expand your expertise of Metal for a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Metal Machine.
Got it Mon. June 25, 2012 		1250
Rub 'er Up Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot...
Got it Mon. June 25, 2012 		600
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012 		600
Tincture Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when using a Tincturing Kit.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012 		1200
Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 20%.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012 		2000
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 		200

Upgrades given during conversion

In addition to the upgrades noted below, at the time of conversion a number of energy tank, quoin multiplier and brain capacity upgrades were automatically purchased for Hardtail. The number of each was based on their character's level and how many of the old "better learning" skills they had.

Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012