Even in the finest of homes you'll find the furniture just doesn't fit. There is something about the carpet that makes you want to scream. The ash trays make you ill, but you hostess wants you to smile. Don't sit on the sofa, the plastic makes you sweat. The bathrooms done in mirror tile, the toaster wants you blood.

Oh, yeah, never sit on the plastic sofa!! I like your style, with the SDBs it's all about what you put in them.