Lone Derpstar's Snaps

Anyone have a tissue?
Needs a mint.
Checkmate.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Doing The Bernie
I forgot ... just how exciting autumn can be.
Addressing the people of the north.
What is it about this strange object in the sky?
PLUR
(untitled)
Telling them what they already know.
THE CHEESE IS A LIE
Bears will be bears.
I don't know what I just took but this pig feels SO good, like,...
....to sleep. Good, good.
Never rub another man's rhubarb.
The Whales of Ur
Knock on the sky, listen to the sound.
I question the stability of such a structure.
I wonder; what would Alexey Pajitnov think of this quest?
Sneak Attack
ACCUSATIONS
I AM YOUR DENSITY... I MEAN, DESTINY.
Totally looks like I'm wearing a wig.
I walked into my house and jerk nugget was tacking dirt all over...
Shit just got real at my apartment.
I look to the stars and discover... aah, crap its the conch song!
I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller.
YOLO!
Feeling a little alien.
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