[shakes head as if waking from a deep sleep] Wow. Those wombat whiskers really wriggle a lot when you talk...'sreally distracting.
What was that you said?
Well, Wombatuinton...you are rather plump and furry, in an adorable kind of way...and a whole lot less hostile-looking now with those whiskers and all....but, asking me to betray an alliance, one as tenuous as this one is....[pauses to consider]
Xim'! Put that thing away...you're going to hurt someone! (And I know that's kinda the point, but)
Wombatuinton's -----s (hey!) don't work anymore! We have to help him! [starts fiddling with settings on transmogrifier]...d'you know this "dawgg" fellow?
With Telepathy I you now have the ability to communicate without the taxing muscle movements required for normal Glitchen speak. Not only does it require zero energy, but in rare cases, allows an accidental transmogrified rodent the ability to build a perfectly fine cave dwelling (among other things).
* Flies off to find Potion of Permanent Personhood in the extended Glitch universe... Which seems to follow no rules and obviously changes key plot elements from the original, to the chagrin of loyal fans.
Damn! [flips through binder looking for class schedule] I've got a spare in third period...maybe I can squeeze another class in...Telepathy I, huh? So, what happens if I combine that skill with my Telekinetic Moving II, I wonder?
This "dawgg" fellow... Doesn't look like much. Let's keep an eye on him anyway.
*Hurrying up to Mind Control XVI. With the 3% penalty, this is taking awfully long. Worse even, Mind Control XV was a disappointment, as it was only about controlling your own mind.*
Quinton, I know your recent lack of opposable thumbs may have prevented you from working a doorknob, but c'mon...we don't need every vagrant and miscreant in Ur popping in just to have a sniff around! [shuts door with a firm *click*]
There! [dusts hands off]
Ahhhh! Here it is! [pulls key out of bag and opens door]
That's okay Quinton...I understand how the holidaze can befuddle a person...especially if that person's a wombat....speaking of which...
[pulls out transmogrifying gun and aims at Wombatuinton *kazow*] There, back to your Glitchy self!
Great! Looks like we are all friends now, aren't we?
On this happy note, I hereby declare the game finished and me, of course, the winner.
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[Come on, Blanky, it was now, right now. Where are you? Remember what we talked about blocking the thread? Oh, Blanky! Don't be like that! Please!]