My words of wisdom:
Don't trust the crock pot.
My favorite book quote/line:
This was in a book I read-
If you are a dreamer, come in
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A Hope-er, a Pray-er, a Magic Bean buyer,
If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire
For we have some flax-golden tales to spin
Come in!
Come in!
~Inkheart, poem written by Shel Silverstein
What about yours? Let me hear em! :)