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bored? or did you just have the sudden urge to share this with the glitch world?
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Just watch, those that know will post much. (I bet)
(And yes, Im quite bored)
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I've seen that a billion times. There's a sing-a-long on the speacial features on the DVD. You use the cover to hit yourself.
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What also floats in water?
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A Duck!
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Very small rocks!
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Cider.
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churches! churches!
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This is NOT my nose, it's a false one!
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She turned me into a NEWT!
(I got better.)
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BURN HER ANYWAY!!!
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... fair cop.
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Why am I laughing so hard?
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LitaPie-- because Monty Python is that awesome :D
I was so jealous one of my friends has a Holy Grail poster I want it so badly haha
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We are no longer the Knights who say Ni.
Ni.
Shhhhh.
We are now the Knights who say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm"
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Bring me...a...SHRUBBERY!
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[clop clop]
ARTHUR: Old crone! Is there anywhere in this town where we could buy
a shrubbery!
[dramatic chord]
CRONE: Who sent you?
ARTHUR: The Knights Who Say Nee.
CRONE: Agh! No! Never! We have no shrubberies here.
ARTHUR: If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend
and I will say... we will say... `nee'.
CRONE: Agh! Do your worst!
ARTHUR: Very well! If you will not assist us voluntarily,... nee!
CRONE: No! Never! No shrubberies!
ARTHUR: Nee!
BEDEMIR: Noo! Noo!
ARTHUR: No, no, no, no -- it's not that, it's 'nee'.
BEDEMIR: Noo!
ARTHUR: No, no -- 'nee'. You're not doing it properly.
BEDEMIR: Noo! Nee!
ARTHUR: That's it, that's it, you've got it.
ARTHUR and BEDEMIR: Nee! Nee!
ROGER: Are you saying 'nee' to that old woman?
ARTHUR: Um, yes.
ROGER: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say `nee'
at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing
is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under
considerable economic stress at this period in history.
ARTHUR: Did you say `shrubberies'?
ROGER: Yes, shrubberies are my trade -- I am a shrubber. My name
is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
BEDEMIR: Nee!
ARTHUR: No! No, no, no! No!
(BTW you can read the full script here: http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/mphg/mphg.htm )
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And the people did feasts? upon the lambs, and sloths, and orangutans, and carp, and anchovies, and breakfast cereals and fruit bats...
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I fart in your general direction :P
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[Just as an aside, there's a whole MP thread in the Glitchodone Clinic as well ;) Shameless plug]
An African swallow or European swallow?
I don't know that!
*ayieeeeeeeeeeeee*
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Some call me... Tim?
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What's it going to do?? Nibble your bum?
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What's your favorite color?
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Blue! No yellow! Ahhhhhhhgggg!
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Not another bloody lupine!
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(Oho! Clever welsh has swapped us into Flying Circus from Holy Grail!) Thus:
This Whizzo Butter tastes exactly like a dead crab!
[And some of you might wander past my gnome at 1334 Dofsan Vex sometime ;) ]
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And now for something complete;y different.
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I will not buy this tobacconist; eet ees scratched.
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THIS is an EX-PARROT!
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
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How not to hide...*boom*
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Gangs of old ladies, beating up fit, young men.
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I'd like to buy some CHEESE.
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What kind of cheese :P
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Forty-seven Helens agree, this is a great thread!
waaaaaaitaminit here...
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Cucumbers have wicked? souls...
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Good and woody... 'Intercourse.' 'Pert,' 'pert,' 'thighs,' 'botty,' 'botty,' 'botty' Ha ha ha ha -- ooooh, 'concubine', 'erogenous zo-ooone', 'loose woman', 'erogenous zone'...
This sketch is wonderful, such a super 'woody' sort of sketch... apart from the 'tinny' bits..