I was so excited, the day I learned about piggy plops. When I moved on to a swamp house, I figured the next noob to live here would like to know about plops too, so I left basically the whole backyard coated with them.
It occured to me much later that no, that's actually a terrible housewarming gift. If you were the one who happened to move into my old poo-covered house here, I apologize. It seemed like a good idea at the time.