@snitchen: try advertising this in the shiny new marketplace forum: you should have better luck there, and that is where this sort of thing belongs now.
hmmm I went to marketplace, and used the search to find articles with pickle in them and the results yielded all of these articles which are not in the marketplace. I didn't realize that it wasn't only searching the marketplace. So...
That's because these are very old threads, and only the newer ones were moved to the marketplace. When I looked a little while ago there was at least one person there saying they wanted a pickle. Plus, you can start your own thread advertising that you want to sell it (no need to reply to existing threads).