Looks like the OP (not a subscriber yet) is asking someone to BUY them a subscription AND give them some currants as well. Seeing how they suggested they might give you their heart in return, perhaps a new "Personals" sub-forum under "Marketplace"?
What a coincidence! I have just today started a Mystery Word Competion. If the mystery word of the day is posted on the forum, the poster wins a subscription, a million currants and a Porsche