Have a Dusty Stick that's doing nothing but, well, lying around gathering even more dust? Fret not, for your savior is near - and would even like to pay you good money for that ghastly old thing, go figure!
So if you are willing to part with yours I would love hearing from you through the method of correspondence of your choice*
Thank you for your kind consideration.
*including, but not limited to, smoke signals, telepathy and Pneumatic Tube Transport