Hi! I'd like a loan of 3m, which I'd estimating I'd be able to pay back in three weeks at the maximum (probably much sooner). When you loan me the money you'll get a yeti bed or other upgraded furniture of your choice right away.
Please mail me (no butler messages please).
Also, I know this is an unorthodox post. If it doesn't work for you that's okay; just move on to the other wonderful furniture threads :)
edit: thank you thank you thank you to my wonderful loaner who shall remain anon in this thread <3