Bad Glitch pick-up lines

I'll start, you add :)
"Hey baby, I need someone to tinker my tool."

Posted 12 years ago by Botia

Hey baby, I bet I could massage your butterfly and make it sing...
Posted 12 years ago by ◘ ▪ Leï.Leï ▪ ◘ | Permalink
Are you getting that wood for me?
Posted 12 years ago by Kashtana | Permalink
'Pet my wood, it grows bigger'

'You need some spice?'

'Massage me and you can have some milk'

(Can't believe I'm actuall writing these XD )

And the classic gas-tree line: 'You can pump me for this any time' o.o
Posted 12 years ago by Mandy.23 | Permalink
"Let me delve into your bags for a couple and then I'll season your eggs for you"
Egg Seasoner Pick Ups #1
Posted 12 years ago by Geezereth | Permalink
*eye twitch
I can't believe what I'm reading... -.-
Posted 12 years ago by Cirnots | Permalink
Is you is or is you ain't my Glitch?
Posted 12 years ago by ✰ Lorelei ✰ | Permalink
Hey Baby, did you know...a pig in the hand is worth two in the poke? ;)
Posted 12 years ago by ◘ ▪ Leï.Leï ▪ ◘ | Permalink
"Hey baby! Want to buy some exciting new toys?"
Posted 12 years ago by Macs | Permalink
Pet me...
Posted 12 years ago by Tamarnouche | Permalink
"Mi carne es su carne" - that is what all the piggies say to me :)
Posted 12 years ago by Kookaburra | Permalink