...City of mystery, of enchantment...and the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan, on sale today, come ...

Look at this! Combination hookah and coffee maker, it also makes Julienne fries! It will not break! It will not........it broke.

L O L !!!! Osiris, you make me laugh at least once a day.

Can you all start singing now? It'd make my day

Arabian niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiights
Like Arabian daaaaaaaaaays
More often than not, are hotter than hot
In a lot of good waaaaaaaaaaaaays

Arabian niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiights
'neath Arabian mooooooooooooons
A fool off his guard could fall and fall hard
Out there on the duuuuuunes

*takes a knee*

*cape*

~Neath Arabian Mooons....~

Now THAT'S a lyric for you!