Also, "He is such an evil toad I would like to shoot him with 5 machine guns and cover him with jello."

That's hilarious!

lolol...heee

So it wasn't bacon that triggered it...

But -- "he" sets it off and "she" does not.

Unfair, unfair, unfair! To the barricades! Also, we demand pitchforks and torches.

Tho I for one would settle for unicorn pegasuses.