caley dunn gave me this Xmas gift and for some reason, I could never open it or move it around. Then it sprang out of my moving boxes and is now in my yard, for all eternity. So maybe the box IS the gift.
I think it's a Bermuda triangle type spot. While trying to rearrange my doors, they all went missing. Then I found them stuck by the rock - I can't move them, my home is now doorless.