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scroobienoob

well. i'm a *little* disturbed by this news... i mean... being that we... had something...waking up with you under the dinosaur's ass-crack-of-dawn that day, frolicking in poo and mimicking each other; i guess that's normal behavior for a toddler i now realize........... i also realize that it was more of a bowel movement, not a ....bowel moment. i just don't know if i can face anyone right now. i may need therapy. what kind of monster am i??? i think what i've done is illegal? oh dear. i'm confused. i feel cheated. and a little dirty. all this time i ignored the warning signs: the oedipal complex, claims that you fathered illegitimate children... i was in denial of the truth. the truth that you violated the terms of service!!! you're nothing but a cheater! and a liar! and a poo- flinger! *sobs* I don't know, fyo. i just don't know. i need some time to adjust to this matter of epic, startling fecundity. <clutches chest>

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Leļla

LOL!!!


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