I will let you use my house for 48 hours for FREE, including fireflies, barnacles, an egg tree and a twelve-plot herb garden, if you promise to stop talking about unfair access to herbs on the forums. That's right, you get a free vacation home for a few days in which you can grow herb and earn badges and sell at ridiculously high prices at auction for TWO WHOLE DAYS without giving up your own home and all I ask in exchange is that you stop talking about the frakkin' herbs in the forums.
I'll even throw in a free ShamWOW with your order!
[edit] The next available time slots are as follows (all keys are issued/revoked at noon EST):
12/31-1/2
1/2-1/4
1/4-1/6
Mail me a message in game if you're interested!
Your hair looks great today, and I love you.