Vera Strange

Your mission if you choose to accept it is to walk the streets of Ur and moon the 1st glitch you see dressed as Cthulhu. If you are already dressed as Cthulhu and you are reading this (wow Cthulhu rose from the depths of Ur to do secret missions) hug as many normal glitches as you can and convince them to convert to the Cthulhu way oh and that giant emblems are elder signs. Remember not to over hug, moon or splank any individual glitch incase they are not as into it as we might be.

Report back to the sandbox group how the hunt went. http://www.glitch.com/groups/RHV101B3H2926QS/
When you have completed this mission, please drop the note off at the lair or send it to an agent requesting a mission on the forum.

DATE OF CONSCRIPTION: 7th of Primuary, Year 25
REPORT TO: Chicken Army Barracks; Phixion's Home Street
SENIOR OFFICER: General Cluck


Any chickens who fail to report shall be mercilessly squeezed.
Do your duty! Stop the squeezing for the good of Ur!

Your mission if you choose to accept it is to obtain a shiny object of no value and place it in the crawl space under the rook museum. It has come to the attention of the Sandbox Secret Agents that the rook sometimes lurks in a secret chamber below the rook museum. You can find it at the end of the hall with a stair way behind the last pillar on the right. Put the shiney object in the dark crawl space to scare off the minions of the rook and protect the museum so future glitchen can learn how to fight them. If you don't have a shiny object you can make one by shaking milk into butter then compressing the butter into cheese then age the cheese, age it again and poke it.

Post your mission success or failure in the sandbox group. http://www.glitch.com/groups/RHV101B3H2926QS/
When you have completed this mission, please drop the note off at the lair or send it to an agent requesting a mission on the forum.

Your mission if you choose to accept it is to put multiple salmons on the floor of the Bureau of Administrative Affairs Ministry of Departments (Bureaucratic Hall). Show them we know something fishy is going on there.

Join us in the sandbox group and let us know how it went http://
www.glitch.com/groups/RHV101B3H2926QS/ When you have completed this mission, please drop the note off at the lair or send it to an agent requesting a mission on the forum.