That's the other thing I was going to say. :D Seriously, though, Edward, chill, I don't think anyone meant to make you feel uncomfortable or start a fight.
"Look, let me explain something to you. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That or His Dudeness... Duder... or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing."